AO: Blacktop

When: 10/09/2020


Number of Pax: 23

Pax Names: Black Swan, Brad Pitt, Doddy, Drumstick, Dump Truck, Gekko, Lizard King, Lucky Charms, Narco, Odd Job, Papa John, Ratchet, Rex, Showtime, Smurfette, Snap-On, Spaceballs, Spielberg, Spock, The Situation, Trill, Turtlehead, Waffle Cone,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Turtlehead


Quick mosey to the side lot. SSH, Windmills, Merkins, and Michael Phelps. Grab a coupon and mosey to Mount-Killa-My-Lunga

The Thang

This is a ode to an old beat-down done by Smurfette with a B.L.U.E H.O.E.S twist. We all know how much Smurfette loves quarter pounders with cheese. Using the lamp poles as our quarter marks: PAX backwards ran the hill for 1st light; 25 Burpees, back to start. 2nd; 50 Lunges, and back. 3rd; 75 upper body rows WITH CHEESE (coupon), back. 4th; 100 some kind of exercise that starts with ‘e’ but looks a lot like an American Hammer, and back to start.

When PAX returned to the start , YHC realized I ordered the wrong dish of pain for Smurfette’s final meal. He actually enjoys Double Quarter Pounders! PAX took on Killa-My-Lunga in reverse again, only this time with 25 Hill-Billy’s (a Kentucky favorite), 50 Over-head claps, 75 Extensions with CHEESE, and 100 Squats

Mosey back to deposit cheesed-up coupons and start an extended coffeteria to properly send off Smurfette


Smurfette took the 6th man responsibly. Told PAX how much F3 has impacted him and lead him to be a better husband and father. He also announced his wife is expecting baby number 3.

COT prayers for; Rex’s son, Sharpova and Amy, Wally’s brother-in-law, Stopwatch surgery recovery and answers, Cherokee student with cancer. And of course safe travels for Smurfette, you will be missed!

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