Number of Pax: 25
Pax Names: Black Swan, Brad Pitt, Camper van, Canoe, Dump Truck, Exile, Farm Country, Flash, Green Mile, Hans gruber, Jack Bauer, Maaco, Mall Cop, P-body, Tinfoil, Topless, Waffle Cone, Wastewater,
Number of FNGS: 0
As today was Christmas Eve (Don’t check your calenders) we had to have a jolly Q. In honor of what Santa and his elves will be doing tonight (because today was Christmas Eve) we decided to train to become elves ourselves.
We started off with a mozzy all the way around to the back of the baseball fields. Next, we stopped on the sidewalk to do the-
- 15 SSHs
- 10 Copperhead Squats
- 10 Copperhead Merkins
- 5 Weed Pickers
- Sun Gods OYO
- Michael Phelps OYO
Mozzyed down to the dumpster to retrieve the coupons next. Once someone had one, they began to lunge over to the football field. Once the person in the back reached you, you began to walk. If anyone passesed you walking you begin walking as well. Once were all there we line the coupons up on the left sideline of the field.
For the next part, we were training different Santa and elf skills. To start, we did-
To make sure we could quickly and quietly move around without being detected, we had to train our agility low to the ground.
For this, we did murder bunnies to the center line, then bear crawl to the end and back, then do murder bunnies the rest of the way back. After, we ran to the other 50 yard line and back.
We had to train our present placement skills to ensure perfect delivery no matter the weight of the gift.
30 Goblet squats
30 Bent over rows
10 Man Makers
Run to 50 and back
Since its going to be a long night for the elves tonight (Because today is christmas eve) (and tommorow is christmas day) We had to train our endurance for the long night.
One person was Santa while everyone else was elves. Santa had to rifle carry a block the entire 100 yards of the field while everyone else had to run to the 50 and back, then all the way to the 100. Switched Santa and then repeated.
Present Passing Training
To ensure proper teamwork and effieceny during the job, we had to practice passingthe valuable present between one another.
Starting on the far left we lined up in two straight lines. From the back, someone will slide the ruck up between the legs of the person in front of them, then, they will run up to the front and carry on from there all the way to the end. Each team is trying to race to the other side. We repeated the same thing changing from passing backwards through the legs, passing side to side, passing from a plank, then passing over under.
At 7:50 we mozzyed back to the dumpster and put away the blocks, then mozzyed the long way around the baseball fields and back to the flag. While waiting for the six, Brad Pitt led in some flutter kicks. Once it hit time, we recovered and started the-
We asked for prayer requests then took a knee and prayed out. Ater, we enjoyed some coffee and hot chocolate supplied by Charmin and some donut holes supplied by Waffle Cone. Merry Christmas Eve!!! (Don’t Check)