04/19/2025 - WarTowne - Curry!!! Kobe!!! Air Ball!!!
WARMUP: one lap, two merkins but they were in cadence THE THANG: Partner 100 merkins, parking space squats, Nolan Richardson, 4 corners. Shooting baskets after lots of merkins is a…
Pax: Maaco
04/05/2025 - WarTowne - 2.0’s Crushed It
We did hard stuff because that what WarTowne does. COT with Woodshed
03/08/2025 - WarTowne - Maaco’s Mom “something something”
WARMUP: mosey and sensually stretch for woodshed THE THANG: field day (mix of sprints, burpees, broad jumps, bear crawls, sprints, merkins, lunges, burpee broad jumps, Bernie Broad Jumps, crawl bears,…
02/17/2025 - Blacktop - Fly Eagles Fly
On the road to victory Fight, Fight, Fight Fight, Eagles, Fight Score a touchdown 1-2-3 1-2-3 Hit ‘em low Hit ‘em high And watch our Eagles fight Fly Eagles Fly…
01/25/2025 - WarTowne - The Morning Mayhem
Conditions: A brisk 20° perfect weather to get better! Warm-Up (WOR): Indian run to the football field (Maaco tried turning it into the Olympics, apparently). – 20 SSH IC -…
01/04/2025 - WarTowne - PAX put in work while Mall Cop was microdosing Oxy
WARMUP: Longest mosey ever. Big Papi appreciated it. 2 merks, 3 mtns THE THANG: 11’s and some Georgia trivia. MARY: Burpees ANNOUNCEMENTS: Guns N Hoses, Ton Trot, Canoe 70th birthday…
12/28/2024 - WarTowne - Catch the Rabbit Extended Version
WARMUP: the Usual… Hopping, Picking Squatting THE THANG: Catch The Rabbit with 8 stops MARY: we did a few until I hurt my knee on T-Bombs ANNOUNCEMENTS: NYE Convergence and…
12/26/2024 - Apex - Come My Lady. Come, Come, My Lady.
WARMUP: Merk, Mtn THE THANG: Islands and Music MARY: Some ANNOUNCEMENTS: NYE, Guns and Hoses COT:
11/23/2024 - WarTowne - HELP W HOLIDAY LIGHTS PLEASE!
WARMUP: SSH, WP, Hillbilly’s, CHM, high knees, butt kickers, frankensteins THE THANG: burpie shuttle runs, 30 rounds of tabata, 7’s on the hill MARY: yes. Abs ANNOUNCEMENTS: race at veterans,…
11/16/2024 - WarTowne - MallCop loves to gaslight.
WARMUP: THE THANG: Burp Back Mountain A punishing full body exercise begins by locating a nice-sized hill. The exercise is then performed by pairing up with one person proceeding to…