AO: The Rock

When: 08/31/2021


Number of Pax: 22

Pax Names: Atticus, Blue Cheese, BoSox, Careless Whisper, Cricket, Doughboy, Dr Tron, Honeydo, Jackalope, Lexi, Lizard King, Mouth-2-Mouth, Pebbles, Slow Burn, Snot Rocket, Sooorie, Surf N Turf, T-ball, Trill,

Number of FNGS: 1


QIC: Jackalope

THE LAUNCH AT THE DADGUM ROCK ! All you bad boys who represented in the gloom at a historic beat down will never forget this epic moment in time… Many feared the hurricane dumping too much rain in Cobb County, however, 22 brave men chose to embrace the pain and post despite the rain! Slo burn and mouth 2 mouth awaited the Q around 5:20 AM after they already ran 1.5 miles through the woods. Jackalope roles in playing in his famous ice ice baby followed by Lexi who built the flag for THE ROCK. At 5:29 we were only missing 1 person from West Cobb who committed the night before. However, Jackalope knew he had to move on to lead the pax to victory! All 20 plus men moseyed behind the baseball field to grab a cinder block and head toward the mountain of pain.

The Q knew he must begin with a new famous exercise called the Jackalope, which consists of 7 monkey humpers, 7 Alabama prom dates, and 7 pickle pounders. (All in honor of Jackalope’s 7 kids) We then proceeded to do the toy soldier, weed picker, and something else that I can’t remember:)


We partnered up, each group of 2 owning 1 cinder block. Gravitating toward the steeper part of the hill, the first partner stayed at the bottom doing a selection of cinder exercises, which included curls, overhead presses, tricep extensions, bent over rows, chest presses, dead lifts, etc., while partner 2 bear crawled to the top of the hill, did one burpee and then came down the hill to do the selected cinder exercise, then the other partner bear crawled up the hill and did 2 burpees, so on and so forth. Jackalope was notified 10 min before time was up and no one had yet completed 21 burpees due to the extremely tough rock solid beat down selection! So Jackalope decided to pause status on the hill and mosey on over to the nearest baseball field with the cinder blocks. At that point, Jackalope ordered everyone to partner carry from the first foul pole to center field and then wheel barrow your partner from center field to the far foul pole. However, time quickly expired and everyone was torn up and beaten, leaving Jackalope with a big smile on his face! The pax then had to hurry to drop off the cinder blocks behind the baseball field, and then mosey back to the flag as time expired before the 6 arrived. To his surprise, Jackalope noted a Lone Ranger standing in the shadows near the flag with his head hanging down. As he peered closer to this stranger, he noticed this was the man who gave a hard commit the evening prior but obviously slept through his alarm clock, or whatever excuse he gave Jackalope after:) Major props to Slolam for showing up despite his imperfections:) This ended an epic beat down at the newly released launch in South Cherokee, North Cobb.


Many prayer requests and shout outs were given, so Jackalope prayed for God’s peace, healing, and health over all. The happy ending was fresh brewed Haitian coffee in honor of new missionary Bayside, who claims this is the third best coffee in the world!

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