Anyone who didn’t post should have FOMO. I have never led so little and yet achieved so many “good Q’s”. The discovery: Chatterbox doesn’t want a leader, that shit is for the weekdays, the box wants ambassadors of chaos. Magical morning it was as we played with inflated balls, and all four site Q’s were in attendance. Bagger the forever Q, Lizard King the infidel, Honeypot and Vanilli the part time Q’s but together they equal one. There was a re-naming out the gates as Doddy decided Vanilli’s name was no longer suitable… for now on Vanilli will be known as Bull Pizzle.
+Gaylord to the roster.
Warm-o-rama: “Honeypot it’s cold outside” we need some burpees. This warmo was approved by shoeshoe for it’s short mosey an endorsed by SGt Slaughter.
The Thang: call out 5 reps of an exercise farmer carry run with sand bags (not the grow ruck ones, YHC too frugal). while other pax perform and chase. Yeah I ripped this one. Highlight moment: while Rojas jolted like he was running from an ex girlfriend with his belongings in tow…. we saw no hope of catching this feline. But then emerged from the murky gloom was one shiny hero. Must be skinny 30 year old we all thought as we shouted it’s Grimance, Uncle Dick, no Dig-em, no it’s Lady Bike Cop. No it was none of the slim Jim’s. Out of the shadows was Lizard King sprinting like a bat outta hell. Lizard is in an ice bath as we speak. I contribute this unwavering speed to his juvenile days running from the poe poe.
To the courts for some ultimate basketball so I can here Doddy shout, “it was a bounce pass damn it”. And watch Bull Pizzle, Grimance, and Pot o’ Honey hog the ball and court.
To the goose poop booby trapped infested field for the ultimate football……
-Bagger will not attempt a catch that is not thrown to his numbers. You will get a head shake followed by a verbal “bad pass”.
-Vanilli is in inbounds as long as any part of his body is on the playing field
-Dig’em fouled out for unnecessary groping. He was in heat today, somebody clip those balls.
-Nesquik was named MVIP (most valuable invisible player) . Nesquik: “Am I invisible, pass me the damn ball”, “I’m wearing a champion sweat shirt pass the ball to the champ”. Everybody else: I see you bro but I don’t think you are on my team, you must be a spy trying to trick me.
-Gaylord may not look like a WR but he is the wide out Chubb belies himself to be.
-Kicksix should be named cherry pick six for pitching a tent in the endzone.
-Who is covering Gut Check? Just because he looks like he sucks, doesn’t mean he is on Nesquik’s team.
COT: wise words to live or die by from Gaylord on marriage. Gut Check sixth man was worth it all….. the vulnerability, the courage so powerful.