Number of Pax: 20
Pax Names: Baby Flo, baby steps, Chubb, Dig-Em, Doddy, Grimace, Grylls, Honeypot, Just the Tip, Lizard King, Narco, Nesquik, Shoe Show, Silverado, Tinder, Trill, Uncle Dick, Vanilli,
Number of FNGS: 1
FNG Names: Just the Tip
The following events are true and without any exaggeration or dramatization:
There was a small group of guys that did a pre-run – Chubb, Shoe Show and Honey Pot – and they were gathered around discussing the run they had just completed (or so they made it seem). They were sweaty and full of bravado. I pull up, and immediately get out of the truck to greet everyone.
Have you ever had one of those moments where you feel like you interrupted something, maybe saw or heard something you shouldn’t have? And even though you have the right to be there, the group or act you seemingly broke up made you feel like you were at fault? Well, as I type this, that feeling hasn’t escaped me.
As the my car door opens, I hear
“….Chubb, yes or no…are you taking your pants off?!?!” says Honeypot, the co-site Q, mind you. Chubb doesn’t answer, and instead changes the subject, seeing me now privy to the conversation.
“Doddy, I can’t run like I used to. We did the old route this morning.”
I stand there, trying to piece the bits of conversation in my head, one that even ChatGBT can’t even make sense of and I hear it again.
“Pants, on or off?” Honeypot clearly needs an answer. Thankfully I had a speaker to focus on and attempt to get working.
That’s all I know. Again, these are the facts. They shall not be disputed.
We mosey’d, warmed up, then did the follwing:
Partner workout – one partner does an amrap of merkins, bigs, dips and overheads while other partner ran, squatted, bonnied and calf raised, 5 rounds each man.
Moved to tennis courts where we did:
Balls to wall holds, alternated with Wall (fence) sits with bear crawls and broads in between – 60 sec, then 50 sec, then 40, then 30.
Same thing, but with 15 toes to fence and 15 jump squats with side plank walks and lunges in between.
we then went to the fields where we did wheelbarrows @ 5 times each, 30 steps each time.
we finished with elevens with diamond merks and overs.
Chubb never took his pants off. So, one can infer that at some point, Chubb has taken his pants off. Ergo, why would that ever be a question?
We had an FNG and named him Just the Tip.
(Gaylord and Curveball also in attendance but names not available in the dropdown)