AO: Vineyard

When: 03/29/2022


Number of Pax: 16

Pax Names: Butterfly, Dig-Em, Gale, GoDaddy, Gut Check, Honeypot, Jackalope, Lizard King, Mouth-2-Mouth, Narco, Nesquik, Pig Knuckle, Southside, Stinky Pete, Tiny Tat, Vanilli,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Jackalope

My name is Jackalope and there is nothing good that came from this dadgum beat down.  It felt like I was with a bunch of dadgum amateurs this morning that I Q’d at the Chatterbox.

As soon as I showed up, the pax would not stop staring at my nips, albeit I had my shirt cut out around them, but come on fellas….grow up.

I immediately had everyone grab a cinder block and we hoofed it about a half mile towards the biggest hill I could find at the AO.  At this point, the dadgum pax was breathing heavy, and I offered them some of my dadgum oxygen.

I knew at this point, I had to make it painful, so we did 11’s with the block on the hill.  Dadgum Tiny Tit was running circles around everyone, because he is a stud, kinda like me.  I made a cute, little dadgum board that no one could read that had exercises on it, but I’ve already forgot what we did, but it was good….I bet my nipples on it.

Peace out, suckers!

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