AO: Hurt Locker

When: 05/04/2024

PAX:

Number of Pax: 14

Pax Names: Bloodhound, Duggar, Flower, FMB (Fire Marshal Bill), Hopper, Laura Croft, Leaky, MattressKing (aka Pella), Misty, Olan Mills, Oxbow, Puddin', Rest Stop, Super Dave,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Super Dave


WARMUP:
Mosey
X-wings (SSH)
Tatooine Sunrises (Good Mornings)
Wamp Rat (weed pickers)
Stretch
Run to pickleball parking lot
THE THANG:
The Kessel Run – Basically 12’s instead of 11’s. If you don’t get the Kessel Run reference and 12 look is up:
-Han Solo’ohs (box cutters but circle instead of square)
-Wook-ees (burpee with Wookie noise at the top

Greetings from Tatooine:
50 – Moisture Farmers (BBS)
Run loop
50 – Tuskin Raiders (FM’s)(kodiak)
Run loop
50 – Sarlaac Pit Squats
Run loop
50 – Imperial Walkers
Run loop
Jawa Sand Crawler
Run loop
50 – Force Merkins
Run loop
50 – Y-Wing Scissor Kicks (FK’s)(kodiak)
Run loop
50 – Tosche Station Power Converters (MC’s)(kodiak)
Run loop
50 – Force Press (Air Press)
Run loop
50 – Little Bantha Crunches (LBCs)
Run loop
50 – X-Wing’s (SSH)

Trench Run:
Two lines, two torpedoes. First two in line sprints to thermal exhaust port (the bucket) score a direct hit with a photon torpedo (mini pool noodle).
-3 burpee penalty for missing
“STAY ON TARGET”

Star Wars trivia throughout the ME.
-Correct answer = 3 merkins
-Incorrect answer = 3 burpees
MARY: yes and more trivia
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of dumb stuff
COT: Duggar’s family, Curious George’s first ultra, SD’s dad & sis.

The Force will be with you…..always.

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