It was a chaotic morning at the Box. The exercises were well thought out and provided a total body workout. The tunes were unparalleled. And yet…

• Nesquik complained that he didn’t like partner carries (which we didn’t even do). He also called the manmakers “bullcorn.”
• Dig ‘Em said “shit on that” when we started the morning with 11’s.
• Lizard King asked “how much longer are we going to do this” about 32 minutes into the 60 minute workout.
• Narco smashed his coupon so he didn’t have to carry the whole thing.
• Chubb said he pre-ran to explain how slowly he was moving.
• Later, Lizard King accused YHC of cheating. He even intentionally interfered with YHC’s reps.
• Shoeshow expressed disappointment at all the cardio. “I didn’t expect that from YOU” he said.
• In a last bit of anarchy, FNG tried to preemptively name himself.

I think only Happy E. actually enjoyed the whole thing. I know Honeypot enjoyed the 11’s. In the end, Yellowsnow told us how he went bike riding without a bike.

Praise to the King for the king’s new job. It was a great morning to be alive.