AO: Chatterbox

When: 10/29/2022


Number of Pax: 17

Pax Names: Bagger, Chubb, Dig-Em, Happy Ending, Harbor Freight, Honeypot, Kick Six, LBC, Lizard King, Narco, Nesquik, Shoe Show, Stinky Pete, Uncle Dick, Vanilli, Woodchipper, Yellow Snow,

Number of FNGS: 1

FNG Names: Woodchipper

QIC: Vanilli

It was a chaotic morning at the Box. The exercises were well thought out and provided a total body workout. The tunes were unparalleled. And yet…

  • Nesquik complained that he didn’t like partner carries (which we didn’t even do). He also called the manmakers “bullcorn.”
  • Dig ‘Em said “shit on that” when we started the morning with 11’s.
  • Lizard King asked “how much longer are we going to do this” about 32 minutes into the 60 minute workout.
  • Narco smashed his coupon so he didn’t have to carry the whole thing.
  • Chubb said he pre-ran to explain how slowly he was moving.
  • Later, Lizard King accused YHC of cheating. He even intentionally interfered with YHC’s reps.
  • Shoeshow expressed disappointment at all the cardio. “I didn’t expect that from YOU” he said.
  • In a last bit of anarchy, FNG tried to preemptively name himself.

I think only Happy E. actually enjoyed the whole thing. I know Honeypot enjoyed the 11’s. In the end,¬†Yellowsnow told us how he went bike riding without a bike.

Praise to the King for the king’s new job. It was a great morning to be alive.

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