WARMUP: Dive PAX into four teams. Each team draws one waypoint from a baggie. They must reach that waypoint or lose all points.

Each team has a list of 23 waypoints around Woodstock. Points arbitrarily assigned to each waypoint by YHC beforehand (in the baggie). Total possible points: 500+bonus points if you found Lt. Dan or Coco, who were running around town.

GO! Find as many waypoints as possible.

THE THANG: Four teams set off for serious shenanigans:

Exile/Mouth-2-Mouth/Duster: Start on time and end “well, when we get back from the furthest waypoint that we figure will give us the most points!” FAIL! Carriage Kia was worth a lousy 10 points. 15 minutes late! -4000 points. Final score: 666

Dropbox/Copper/Picanha: Finished first in time, and also finished “first” because Dropbox added 200 points to their score. Final score: 1 Million Dollars

Gut Check/Sooorie/Quadzilla: Ninjas. Absolute Ninjas. Scored 395 legitimate points. Covered 4.75 miles in 1:15. Winners at rucking and LIFE. Final Score: Infinity

Lambchop/Lasso: Team Zombie. Sneaky! Crept along behind our team for 7 stops, and then took off like banshees looking for the haunted cemetary! They kept their score secret and then blended into another team. Dirty! Finished late: Minus all zombie points! Final Score: 15 for how many minutes late they were!

MARY: Something about her. Just can’t figure it out.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: GORUCK Star Course Jan 6. Convergence pre-ruck at 0500 12/30.

COT: Teams count scores, lie about everything. YHC failed the video-rama. Coffee was served and storytime commenced. Potty mouths ensued!

Prayers of thanksgiving for bros, present and absent, and for Jesus. Without him we’re held accountable for the lies about our scores.

“The lines are made up and the points don’t matter!”