Typical gloomy morning at the witch. Drumstick threatened to assassinate Tallyman’s dog and then was remorseful after to everyone but Tallyman because he is a true assassin and disappeared quietly into the dark. The Mole wanted to ruck to prepare for his brokebackpacking trip. Homeless Dale was late again. Homeboy was bagging dog poop, not Dukes but random dog poop. Lexi pissed on YHC. I’ll let you decide which Lexi. Cricket is up to 160 beats per minute let’s hope he is back to normal soon but until then it feels good to kick his ass. Manning bought breakfast for everyone or did he? YHC’s Q received high marks…and Almost forgot that the Pony Show Thursday Half Marathon will be the party of the year. Enjoy it because we will probably never be allowed back to B’ham park afterward.

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