07/01/2025 - Holy Iron - 1776

WARMUP: mosey, SSH, toy soldiers, weedpickers THE THANG: 17 exercises, 76 reps each for πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July convergence, Purple Pirate kayak event – need helpers, August partner…

06/03/2025 - Holy Iron - Girly playlist?

WARMUP: IWs, Copperhead Squats, GMs, Michael Phelps THE THANG: 5 stations comprised of KB swings, deadlifts, overhead presses, thrusters, and goblet squats. – 2 mins each exercise w/ 5 burpee…

05/27/2025 - Holy Iron - Roll the 🎲 🎲

WARMUP: Copperhead Merkins, Tumbleweeds, SSH, Arm Circles, Moroccan Dj’s, T-claps, 🦭 Claps, Gunners, Michael Phelps THE THANG: Roll the 🎲 🎲, multiply the numbers and perform the workout on the…

05/23/2025 - Holy Iron - Iron Sanctification

WARMUP: Mosey, ssh, wp, sun gods (not in cadence and not little arm circles, as God intended) THE THANG: Various things were thought of and executed to absolute average standards.…

05/13/2025 - Holy Iron - Holy Relay

WARMUP: mosey, ssh, weedpickers, toy soldiers, ROF merkins THE THANG: 6 round relay of various exercises while PAX travel via bear crawl or slosh pipe carry MARY: flutter kicks ANNOUNCEMENTS:…

04/29/2025 - Holy Iron - Bell Buster

WARMUP: – SSH – Imperial Walker – Weed Picker – Arm Circles The Thang (Main Workout) β€” Bells in hand 3Rounds β€” workout while one PAX runs a lap Goblet…

04/15/2025 - Holy Iron - kettlebel soccer

WARMUP: warmarama with some mosey THE THANG: squats, lunges, and ab work. then some soccer with kettlebells and burpees MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: April 26th run, need a couple volunteers COT: paper…