Spaceballs may not post at The Vineyard, but he left us a gem that to this day no one has ever completed. There’s a good reason to, it’s insane
Moseyed around the parking lot and circled up at the base of the stairs for:
10x Imperial Walkers
10x Weed Pickers
Time to explain the rules
The goal of Barkley is of course 5 laps. Since the start of the Barkley Marathon in 1995 there have only been 18 finishers with 0 finishers for the 2018 AND 2019 races. Surely, the men of the Vineyard will fare better….
Start at the base of the stairs and perform 10x Lunges (Rubicon Count)
Run up the stairs 3 times, performing 10x Lunges (Rubicon Count) at the top and the bottom (total of 60x Lunges)
Run around the school to the top of the parking lot to the base of the small hill and perform 10x Monkey Humpers
Run up the hill and and back down 3 times, performing 10x Monkey Humpers at the bottom and the top (total of 60x Monkey Humpers)
Run around the school to the side and perform 40x Donkey Kicks on the wall
Run to the front of the school to the bus lanes and perform 3x wind sprints of 10 bus lanes
Run down the stairs and across the parking lot back to the base of the stairs to begin again
Lap 1 complete
Rinse and repeat until time expires or in the unlikely event, you finished (SPOILER ALERT: no one finished)
Name-0-rama, 6th Man (Go Daddy), praises, and prayers.
Go Daddy, your sister is in our prayers brother for the hurricane that’s coming.
Naked Man Moleskin:
The Vineyard has a solid group of men. They don’t always show up on time (Silverado) or show up willingly (SGT Slaughter), but they show up none the less. This solid group of guys is what is at the core of F3. Go Daddy said it best during the COT and that is the motivation to keep me coming back. Congrats to Tiny Tat for setting a new record, that was crazy. Welcome Old Maid. I’m glad that you are now a part of this crazy group. I appreciate each and every one of you men and look forward to many more posts.
In the words of Go Daddy, like in the Tom Cruise movie The Day After Tomorrow, let’s keep getting hit by that train and getting back up and coming back out. We are stronger together than we ever could be on our own. If we help 1 person, we help everyone.