AO: Blacktop

When: 05/26/2023


Number of Pax: 12

Pax Names: Coco, Edibles, koi, Matchstick, Panhandle, Sega, Spock, Stopwatch, Swamp time, Uncle Dick, Wally, Wastewater,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Panhandle

YHC scrapped his initial planning because it wasn’t great and there was a lot of pressure since Spock actually showed up. As part of the not really holy trinity of founding blacktoppers, YHC couldn’t be caught with performance issues and not satisfy Spock’s lust for glory and pain. So we didn’t do the plan.

we ran but Matchstick had to take a dump at Costco so stayed behind. Took him a while to take care of business, but he eventually found us again so he could gently coach up Wally nearby while ascending Mt Killamylunga

we warmed up, then did staggered sprints up the mountain. Sprint 2 lights, walk back 1. R&R until we reach the tip…top….

go to the rock pile, rifle carry to the bottom.
With coupon, lunge to first light, then 10 Squats with two calf raises at the bottom each.
Spock winked at me, YHC knew this had potential.
murder bunny to next light, Spock threw his coupon at my head. I hate when I misread signals. Flutter kicks with coupon up at the light. Then six inch holds with coupon presses.
wally was impressed by everyone’s six inches as his eyes sparkled with the morning mist of joy.
We side lunged to the next light with hops every lunge. We planked and did foot raises while Matchstick gave Wastewater foot massages.

we backwards broad jumped while raising our coupon up and did mountain climbers. Swamp Thing threw his coupon at Koi for some reason, hopefully they can make up later.
stopwatch yelled at YHC, but with joy in his heart.
we backwards lunges with a coupon raise and did American hammers while Uncle Dick held my hand.
coupons back and we did two lines of Indian runs back to the flag.

mary to finish and then they all put their hands in like some sorority cheer squad while YHC left in shame. But with good coffee.

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