AO: Vineyard

When: 08/25/2022


Number of Pax: 9

Pax Names: Butterfly, GoDaddy, Grimace, Nesquik, Nomad, Soft Spot, Stinky Pete, Tiny Tat, Vanilli,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: GoDaddy

Mosey over to the front of the High School for:
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Weed Pickers, Michael Phelps

Partner up. Partner A goes clockwise in an irregular sphere up the Grapes of Wrath hill, across past the front of the Middle School, down the steps and back to starting point. Meantime partner B is going counter-clockwise past the same checkpoints, thereby doing the route in reverse (up the stairs to the front of the Middle School, over to the Grapes of Wrath Hill, and then back down to the starting point). Whenever partners cross paths, do squats and BBS. Every time partner A or B gets back to the starting point, he reverses course through the same checkpoints. Therefore each partner is taking turns going clockwise and then counter-clockwise through the route.

Since we had an odd number of PAX, YHC got to hang with Vanilli and enjoy philosophical questions (if we are changing direction every lap, do we ever really cross paths?), movie trivia and ponderances, and oh yeah we had that unexpected encounter when a Jeep pulled up and tried to gun us down with what was obviously a Thompson machine gun. Lucky for us he was a terrible shot, and though he obliterated the hillside in a hail of bullets before peeling out, when we lowered our arms and checked ourselves we were miraculously unharmed.


Was a pleasure to lead you men and appreciate the visit from Nomad and Grimace. Look forward to you fellas visiting lots more!

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