09/28/2018 - - Happy Pacing Jacks

DATE: 09/27/2018 WHERE: The Happy Jack THE PAX: Madoff, Cricket, Mog, Légionnaire, Manning, Quagmire, Floppy Total # of PAX: 7 QIC: Légionnaire INTRO: As the multiple end-of-year races are closing up on the PAX (Frogtown next week. Spartan Atlanta Sprint Oct.27th, Spartan Carolinas Beast Nov. 17th) We sought to gain some insight into our respective …

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09/27/2018 - - Not So Lazy Dora

DATE: 09/27/2018 WHERE: The Paragon THE PAX: Swisher, Molson, Cuban(Respect), Garfield, AC, Wiggum, Preacher(Respect), Tebow, Harding, MatchStick. Total # of PAX: 10 QIC: MatchStick INTRO: Late in the night, previous to the beatdown, YHC sent out an APB the Pax of the Paragon Twittersphere to solicit assistance to a possible no show by YHC due …

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09/27/2018 - - The Four Horsemen

DATE: 09/27/2018 WHERE: Stoneclad THE PAX: Chitwood, Kiffin, Good Hands, Harp Total # of PAX: 4 QIC: Harp INTRO: For those old enough to remember the WCW tag team group The Four Horsemen, the group of men at Stoneclad today wrestled with a tough beat down and retained the belt.  Here’s what went down: WARM-O-RAMA: …

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09/27/2018 - - The best laid plans…

DATE: 09/27/2018 WHERE: The Vineyard THE PAX: Silverado, Ricky Bobby, Mouth2Mouth, Gut Check, Tiny Tat, Beater, Drumstick Total # of PAX: 8 QIC: Pulte INTRO: Westside asked for a little help covering the Q this a.m. and after I volunteered for last week and then bailed it seemed only fitting to lend a hand. 7 …

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09/27/2018 - - All Hands on Deck

DATE: 09/24/2018 WHERE: The Hurt Locker THE PAX: Babyface, Whamo, oops, The Vault, Faltline, Xfiles, Total # of PAX: 7 QIC: Bloodhound INTRO: I finally recieved my F3 Workout cards in the mail on Saturday so decided to take the Q for Monday at The Hurt Locker. WARM-O-RAMA: Did a quick mosey to circle up …

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09/26/2018 - - Over Heated Electronics = Not Happy

DATE: 09/26/2018 WHERE: The Kodiak THE PAX: Lawdog, Cricket, Home Boy, Banjo, Babyface, Old Blue, Swisher, Manning, The Mole, Dixie Chick, Floppy, Hombre, Voodoo, Carmen SanDiego, IceMan, Brandy (Brady), Pelosi, Reststop, Shakespeare, Legionnaire, Tebow, Alcoa Total # of PAX: 22 QIC: Alcoa INTRO: In the past 24 hours, YHC has been dealing with my phone …

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09/26/2018 - - 52 in Half and a Couple of Jokers

DATE: 09/26/2018 WHERE: The Playground THE PAX: Woody, Wham-O, Title 9, Harp, Chitwood Total # of PAX: 5 QIC: Chitwood INTRO: Today was intended to be a VQ school for the Lacrosse crew.  None posted.  Whatever. Harp showed up with some jump ropes and a lot of lip for the Q, as usual. Not the …

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09/26/2018 - - Who needs some AC in the rain?

DATE: 09/25/2018 WHERE: The Cheetah THE PAX: Kiffin Ricky Bobby The Mole Chitwood Harding Cuban Dashcam FNG – Scott O’Brein – Jorts FNG – Jeremy Hall – Betty Crocker The Vault Backseat Boy Papa John AC Total # of PAX: 13 QIC: AC INTRO: On a warm rainy morning, 13 pax slayed the fart sack …

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09/26/2018 - - Burpeelicious

DATE: 09/25/2018 WHERE: The Paragon THE PAX: Molson, Mabel, Grylls, Tebow, FNG, Dosie Dough, Garfield, Smurfette, Titlemax, Hombe, Legionnaire, Bobsled, Tinder, Madoff, Total # of PAX: 14 QIC: Madoff – VQ INTRO: Pretty much a steady rain but we still had a solid 14 in the Pax with an FNG…Lil Drummer Boy.  Coming off of …

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09/25/2018 - - Rugged 8

DATE: 09/24/2018 WHERE: Wicked Witch of Cherokee THE PAX: Legionnaire, Dandy, Floppy, C-4, Misty, Homeboy, LawDog Total # of PAX: 8 QIC: Hombre INTRO: As the Frogtown approaches, several HIMs decided to hit the trails at 4:45 for some extra foreplay along with a second wave at 5:05.  While this serves a fitness purpose, the …

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