08/05/2025 - Murph City - Low plank or slightly elevated plank…
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: Lots of miles featuring 11s w/ coupon squats and pull-ups, merkin Dora to 200, 1 lunge + 1 curl + 1 overhead escalate up to 5…
Pax: Snow White
07/28/2025 - Colosseum - Sappy Pappy, Sentimental Lazarus Chatter
WARMUP: Mosey, Weed pickers, Imperial walkers, Windmills & Sun Gods THE THANG: : Death to Life themed Sta Merkins, Lunges, SSH, Mountain Climbers, LBCs, Bobby Hurley’s, Moguls(close body squats) Shoulder…
07/22/2025 - Murph City - Flying Murph?
WARMUP: THE THANG: Got in 3ish miles stopping every 1/2 mile for merkins/squats/abs or pull ups/dips/ssh. Chick magnet has requested the Macarena to be played at every beatdown MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:…
07/21/2025 - Clinic - F3 Speed Dating to find our truth
WARMUP: Mozy to the prestigious institute of higher learning Chatt Tech and warmed up body parts THE THANG: Adora (switch partner after each exercise) Run up the hill 100 merkins…
07/18/2025 - Clinic - COT after EVERY exercise.
WARMUP: 5 core principles, every exercise ends with a circle of trust! THE THANG: running and multiple exercise with 36lb bolts. MARY: tabata, flower ANNOUNCEMENTS:
07/15/2025 - Murph City - Tingled forearms
Forearms feeling like a wank session with whiskey dick WARMUP: long and warm THE THANG: fast hart pumping mile (or 0.9) Partner up: A team farmer carry a good distance…
07/14/2025 - Clinic - BBSS- Burpees, big boys, squats, side straddle hop
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: Ran around downtown Woodstock doing the BBSS and other exercises. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
06/06/2025 - Blacktop - Is it Bavarian or Bulgarian?
WARMUP: Yes. THE THANG: Steps – calf raises Hello Dolly’s Flutter Kicks E2K LBCs American Hammers Alabama Prom Dates Scissors Jack Knives Mosey to wall Inclined Merkins Step ups Decline…
01/31/2025 - Clinic - 14PAX+13coupons=1great time
WARMUP: typical F3 Cherokee with disclaimer THE THANG: to the parking garage for a Fora with 36lb bar. multiple exercises MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: T-Claps to Test Tube for completing his…
01/07/2025 - Murph City - Sink the ship
YHC last Q as AO Q. I felt compelled to screw up so Chick Magnet can make Murph City great again. Anywhere from jacked up cadence counts to forgetting namo…