10/01/2025 - Paragon - No words for this…
WARMUP: No time for that THE THANG: Still can’t believe we did 17 bus lanes of the most ridiculous squats to date… MARY: who knows ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pax: Drumstick
09/29/2025 - Wicked Witch - 3.3 miles of greatness
WARMUP: Candace Owen conspiracies THE THANG: A loop, bottom Bonnie Blairs, top Decline Mercans, 21’s by threes MARY: 10 full count mercans, 3 Happy Jacks ANNOUNCEMENTS: Drumstick on technology and…
09/27/2025 - Chatterbox - Good enough
WARMUP: Narco Mile THE THANG: Wilt Chamberlain, wheel of Animal Walk, 11s. MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: ask the two Weasel Shakers present COT:Drummy Friend Shannon, Nessys Friend Jason, and all those…
09/23/2025 - Black Ops - 2025F3@30A
PurificationTrailRunWOyogi @PointWashington State Forest Trail -fear of chiggers, bears, alligators + flies -take marked trails -enchanted sunrise over Eastern Lake -$10goodwill sneaks -comparative implant discussions (boobs&chips) -strong coffee and no…
09/17/2025 - Forge - Pray the Spartan Away
WARMUP: around the round about THE THANG: cones with reps 5,10,15,20. Too much running in between MARY: the LBC ANNOUNCEMENTS: A.S.S Challenge, Spartans were really close with their bros COT:…
09/15/2025 - Wicked Witch - Dale would have had to ruck
Incessant chatter from the start. Run at a solid pace and then some. Complaints from some, amazement from others, and someone’s dog needs a diet. No announcements, prayers for all…
09/11/2025 - Stoneclad - 9/11 Commemorative Convergence
WARMUP: Mosey. A word about division and privilege. Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Copperhead Squats, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Sun gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: PAX broke out into two groups.…
09/03/2025 - Forge - Doddy smokes Chubb!
WARMUP: WP, Willy Mays, SSH, Phelps, SunGods, Mosey THE THANG: 3 Rounds of 4 Exercises, Run uphill and down after each 3rd round, rinse and repeat 3 times with new…
08/28/2025 - Paragon - Fun Times
Warm up Mozy to Sequoyah East lot. SSH Windmills Imperial Walkers Short mozy to lot entrance. The Thang 10x Squats Run to entrance 10x Monkey Humpers Run back to parking…
08/20/2025 - Forge - Worry about yourself
WARMUP: Dropped our weights off(not a mozy) then took a mozy lap up the front of Mill Creek and down the stair to the front parking lot, then we stretched.…