AO: Forge

When: 07/20/2022


Number of Pax: 10

Pax Names: Doddy, Drumstick, Grimace, Grylls, Lizard King, Narco, Nesquik, Pig Knuckle, Trill,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Doddy

The important stuff, but nobody remembers:

We worked out using a kettlebell for 45 minutes.  We argued, debated, were condescending to each other and complained…


The mostly important stuff:

Grylls shared an observation and posed a question to the group – Does increased Hydration improve one’s bedroom performance?  His question was based on an article he read from Testco, a company from New Zealand.  Why he is reading articles from NZ is anyone’s guess but it can be found here – Late Night Search History of Grylls.  It was worthy of discussion.  Just as we used to listen to Paul Harvey’s ‘The rest of the story’, anticipating finality, closure, and actionable take-away(s), so too did we anticipate Grylls’ Blinkist-esque executive summary.  Our water intake for this purpose is still unknown as of the writing of this backblast….

Why, you ask?

As noted above, Drumstick was present and he immediately disallowed any comments from the hard working, peanut gallery.  The story was derailed.

The quick witted, ever moving, and hyper-tangential-sentence-orchestrating drummy was immediately off to the races, and it was a good one.  As best as we can tell, the wires inside of his head fired off as follows:  New Zealand sex fired off a shot (pun not intended) over to Testosterone, which directed him to penis, which connected to baby, which connected to cream, specifically testosterone cream, which then connected to masturbation.  Out of nowhere came Joe Rogan, which connected back to fox news, then trump…A redirect brought him over to Putin, and then back to Rogan, where he remembered a separate podcast about UFOs, which then prompted whether Abraham was truly a homo habilis, H. Erectus, a neanderthal or a Homo sapien.  From third base, came new CDC guidelines about monkey pox, masturbation again, where he then searched for a link between monkeys and humans, and if any fossils had been found showing that jump of evolution.  Is a pax singular or plural?  And, what do you call more than one group of pax and how is that different than two individual pax, who now form a pax?  Is more than one fox a fox, or foxes?  This was a dead end, but thank goodness for the half court shot that finally landed the plane.   Man’s number one need brought Drummy back home, however – the unit, and uses thereof.

“Y’all!!!  Did you see…..There was a man who used testosterone cream on his unit and his son, who is like two, is now going through puberty?  He can already walk and lift weights and the girls in the daycares, who can only crawl, are like low hanging fruit and he’s trying to change their diapers.  He was on Rogan.”   Drummy’s story was legit, can you believe it?

And now you have…..the rest of the story.

Anyone up for the visit to the Forge next week?

One simply cannot predict what will happen….






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