05/29/2025 - Arena - Have you had Breast Milk?

WARMUP: Crunchy is Quads new favorite word THE THANG: Saluki is unsure about consuming breast milk. MARY: Butterbean is content with half effort and a participation trophy. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Groot is…

05/29/2025 - Paragon - Who Sharted

WARMUP: a couple things THE THANG: merkins, legs, and abs with some murder bunnies and rifle carrying MARY: only Tinder ANNOUNCEMENTS: LK blood drive tomorrow COT: for all

05/29/2025 - Apex - Duster Q

WARMUP: -none THE THANG: -ruck down iron hill to stop light by Regions bank then loop back around to Etowah high school MARY: -big boy flutter kicks and plank ANNOUNCEMENTS:…

05/27/2025 - Holy Iron - Roll the 🎲 🎲

WARMUP: Copperhead Merkins, Tumbleweeds, SSH, Arm Circles, Moroccan Dj’s, T-claps, 🦭 Claps, Gunners, Michael Phelps THE THANG: Roll the 🎲 🎲, multiply the numbers and perform the workout on the…

05/28/2025 - Kodiak - A good time with pals

WARMUP: stretches and moseyed a lap THE THANG: Wilt Chamberlains, Endurance Wheelbarrow, Red Rover Kettlebell, frisbee for air presses and merkins. MARY: went around and called 8 different exercises. ANNOUNCEMENTS:…

05/28/2025 - Forge - Where’s Narco?

WARMUP: No Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Imperial Walkers, Hillbillies, Sun Gods, Phelps THE THANG: One Pax pulls the tire, we all do exercises. The Exercises: Front Raises, Thrusters, Curls,…

05/28/2025 - Broadway - Ruck and Roll Recovery

THE THANG: Still smoked from Monday’s Fallen Hero beatdown, YHC shifted gears, got some miles, and moved the rust out of the joints. WARM-O-RAMA: • Copperhead Squats • Imperial Walkers…

05/27/2025 - Lions Den - Just 10

WARMUP: yep THE THANG: 10 and build. Squat jumps, merkins, big boys, lt dans, dry docks, hammers, sumo squats, mike Tyson’s, lbc, burpee MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: