AO: WarTowne

When: 03/19/2022


Number of Pax: 10

Pax Names: Copper, Exile, Green Mile, Hans gruber, Lamb Chop, Maaco, Sooorie, Wastewater,

Number of FNGS: 1

FNG Names: Jazzy Jeff

QIC: Exile


SSH, Mountain Climbers, Merkins, Stump Jumpers, and Imperial Walkers.


The Thang

Center of the park to reveal the whiteboard with the list of exercises and movements between stations.

  • Exercises at Center: Merkin, Squerkins, Peter Parkers, Bro-Merkins
  • Movements: Duckwalk and Bunny Hop
  • Exercises at the 4 corners: SSH (IC), Star Jumps, Bobbie Hurleys, Bonnie Blairs

Partner up and perform 10 of the center exercise, move together to a corner (DW or BH, alternate with each round) and perform 20 of the corner exercise then mosey back and move to the next exercises.

Part 2:

Indian run to the old folks’ home on TLP (across from the abandoned Rite Aid)
Cross the street to the office park on S Side of the road WITH YOUR PARTNER FOR SAFETY. Holding hands optional. But encouraged.

Mosey down to the woods as a group. Adult supervision required (sign says so) we should be alright.

10 tire curls while partner does dips.
Brotate 6x so each PAX gets 3 rounds of 10 curls and 3 rounds of dips. (Curls is the timer)


5 Merkins. Then the Q remembers his phone is in his pocket. “RECOVER!” (Sorry Sooorie)

Partner hand-hold mosey across the street, then Indian run back to the flag. (Freaggin Maaco)



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