AO: Wicked Witch

When: 04/28/2025

PAX:

Number of Pax: 12

Pax Names: Bagger, Bronco, C4, Drumstick, Hombre, Homeboy, LawDog, Manning, Mickey, Quagmire, White Claw, Yogi,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: LawDog


Hombre sent a text yesterday afternoon to YHC reminding about Q duties this morning. Is there even a sign up list? Does Hombre just randomly assign dates and Qs? How many other Pax were texted before I said yes I remember and am ready to go even though don’t remember ever agreeing to Q that crowd of jerks. But as always YHC plans meticulously thought out and organized routines so of course I was ready.

Parking lot wars set the tone right off the bat. Apparently there are assigned spots and Manning parked in Drummies which set him in quite the mood. Drummie then barks at YHC for not sufficiently warming the Pax up but Drummie must have been too busy delegating work for the day to Homeboy and missed the imperial walkers and weed pickers.

The routine was simple. 20 merkins, 20 big boys and 20 squats where we were then Run to the pull-up bars and do 20 20 20 plus 20 pull-ups. Run to different part of the park for 20 20 20 and back to pull-ups. Rinse and repeat.

Lots of complaining about rep shaving which Manning totally did. So did Bronco when he disappeared to find Lexi (not that Lexi he is apparently lost for ever) but Bronco did find an Hombre and a Quagmire. C4 is still pulling tics and chiggers off. Whiteclaw has been found. Homeboy was wearing a tight wet white tshirt. Don’t know why he is trying so hard to impress Yogi after apparently Yogi sold him out and now Homeboys 2.0s know he really isn’t a cool dad. Cricket has decided to taper down in prep work for leaving his partner Manning alone this morning. That’s why YHC and Mickeys plan is better. Start training today and show up and crush it.

Oh, almost forgot…Drummie rolled in Dog poop and Bagger posted too.

After the Pax remembered what true leadership looked like they insisted on organizing a PAC to start raising funds to end term limits and reinstate the supreme leadership of LawDog as Nantan of F3cherokee. YHC was humbled by the show of support, but alas the Constitution forbids it. SYITG LD

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