06/04/2024 - Paragon - Bring a towel, grab a coupon
Mosey on over to grab a coupon fellas. Got one big enough for a challenge. Warm up handled by Tinder, while I got the tunes going. We had a date…
Pax: Topless
05/24/2024 - Blacktop - Loredo Memorial WOD
WARMUP: Saw Koi coming a mile away so quickly ran away from him THE THANG: The Loredo 6 Rounds •24 Squats •24 Merkins •24 Walking Lunges •400M Run Finished this…
05/17/2024 - Blacktop - Tenderloin’s Milkshake Brings all the boys to the Blacktop
WARMUP: Mosey, racoon crawls, wall squats, Mission Statement, more racoon crawls, Plank, core Principals, Weed Pickers, mosey, Calf raises. THE THANG: Run up Killamylunga. mosey down getting rocks, calling out…
05/10/2024 - Blacktop - Mogadishu Mile
WARMUP: mosey around parking lot. Usual stuff THE THANG: Mogadishu Mile Hero WOD 4 rounds with KB (or rock) – 19 KB ground to overheads -19 KB merkins each arm…
04/19/2024 - Blacktop - wheres sega
WARMUP: wait on wastewater warmup THE THANG: lots of stuff real fast MARY: barely ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes COT:
03/22/2024 - Blacktop - The most uneventful passing of the flag in F3 Cheorkee history
WARMUP: light mosey, usual stuff THE THANG: 4 corners with Burpees, Merkins, Squats, Airpress Off the the rock quarry for some gainz Another 4 corner to finish MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: the…
03/08/2024 - Blacktop - Q needs to learn to count but he uses all the space
Mosey for some warmorama! Q threw the PAX off by performing Imperial Walkers before side straddle hops. few more waromarama exercises before moseying off for some racoon crawls. Next we…
03/01/2024 - Blacktop - Koi 20×20
WARMUP: none THE THANG: run up killamylunga run down and do 20 reps. repeat. ended up being a 12×20 ANNOUNCEMENTS: koi locked his keys in the truck, just kidding found…
02/10/2024 - WarTowne - WT on the road at Eagle Watch
WARMUP: Yes we did THE THANG: Lots of terrible things on the basketball courts and the field MARY: Can’t remember ANNOUNCEMENTS: This either COT:I hope that I did not forget…
02/17/2024 - WarTowne - Final Countdown
WARMUP: mosey’ing high knees, buttkickers, bernie, sun gods THE THANG: DECATHLON MARY: No time ANNOUNCEMENTS: Flag pass, congrats/good luck Chevy & Squat COT:4 Decathlon finishers, prayers for Twinkle Toes