08/12/2025 - Paragon - Story time 3.0
Warmup Get in a line with a partner. Do an exercise with your partner. One partner tells the other about his life. Run across the field and do the same…
Pax: Grey Poupon
07/29/2025 - Paragon - Aim for average – The shirtless edition
WARMUP: Yes THE THANG: Burpees, hill runs, lunges, merkin pyramid, 42 LBCs MARY: lots of Mary, break to run, then Mary to close out ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps Saturday at JB Owens…
07/22/2025 - Paragon - Longest Warm Up Ever!
WARMUP: Good Mornings, Slap Marches, Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Weed Pickers, Overhead Press, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps THE THANG: Four Corners (on the track) – 30 Merkins, 30 Squats,…
03/11/2025 - Paragon - We don’t remember
WARMUP: It was so long ago, no one knows. THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
03/04/2025 - Paragon - SPARTAN 25
WARMUP: hardly any THE THANG: 30 rounds, which might be a record for the Goons Every 5 rounds double or triple up on sprints MARY: walk back to flag ANNOUNCEMENTS:…
02/06/2025 - Paragon - You never know who will show up at Paragon any given Thursday
WARMUP: what everyone does at each warm up THE THANG: let’s build those ABS!!! 50 Imperial walkers Run up hill 50 under hand claps run down hill 50 LBCs Run…
10/31/2024 - Paragon - Halloween Nightmare
WARMUP: Awful 11s on the stairs THE THANG: Graveyard run MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: GP’s
10/29/2024 - Paragon - No man is a loser who has friends
WARMUP: Ran around, did some stretching and YHC arm warmups. THE THANG: German burpee song, 3 rounds of different body group workouts with the hill and parking lot for cardio…
10/08/2024 - Paragon - Glutes Maxipads
WARMUP: We mosey’d to the field, but the lock is still on. So we ran to the bus lanes by the retention pond/arena fighting cage thing. Tinder and Ma Bell…
10/03/2024 - Paragon - 5K and story time
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: mabells Dad, jesters Dad, GPs friends with cancer, and LBCs