10/01/2025 - Paragon - No words for this…
WARMUP: No time for that THE THANG: Still can’t believe we did 17 bus lanes of the most ridiculous squats to date… MARY: who knows ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pax: Grey Poupon
09/30/2025 - 3rd F - Chubb ruins everything
The plan was to hit the sled, one man tackling dummy, and do drills on the field. As usual, Chubb ruins everything. He had his girls flag football team on…
08/19/2025 - Paragon - MaBell’s Q School
WARMUP: it happened THE THANG: Bus lane push-ups and mountain climbers; bernie up the hill, squats x5 per light; partner box jumps and laps at the elementary school. MARY: Yes…
08/19/2025 - Paragon - MaBell’s Q School
WARMUP: it happened THE THANG: Bus lane push-ups and mountain climbers; bernie up the hill, squats x5 per light; partner box jumps and laps at the elementary school. MARY: Yes…
08/12/2025 - Paragon - Speed Dating
WARMUP: yep THE THANG: lots of talking, some things that involved touching eachother MARY: yeah ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps; Party at GoodHands
08/12/2025 - Paragon - Story time 3.0
Warmup Get in a line with a partner. Do an exercise with your partner. One partner tells the other about his life. Run across the field and do the same…
07/29/2025 - Paragon - Aim for average – The shirtless edition
WARMUP: Yes THE THANG: Burpees, hill runs, lunges, merkin pyramid, 42 LBCs MARY: lots of Mary, break to run, then Mary to close out ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps Saturday at JB Owens…
07/22/2025 - Paragon - Longest Warm Up Ever!
WARMUP: Good Mornings, Slap Marches, Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Weed Pickers, Overhead Press, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps THE THANG: Four Corners (on the track) – 30 Merkins, 30 Squats,…
03/11/2025 - Paragon - We don’t remember
WARMUP: It was so long ago, no one knows. THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
03/04/2025 - Paragon - SPARTAN 25
WARMUP: hardly any THE THANG: 30 rounds, which might be a record for the Goons Every 5 rounds double or triple up on sprints MARY: walk back to flag ANNOUNCEMENTS:…