07/22/2025 - Paragon - Longest Warm Up Ever!

WARMUP: Good Mornings, Slap Marches, Side Straddle Hops, Imperial Walkers, Weed Pickers, Overhead Press, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps THE THANG: Four Corners (on the track) – 30 Merkins, 30 Squats,…

06/17/2025 - Paragon - 300 seconds

WARMUP: Yes THE THANG: Goal is to get the most reps for each event, win the most events. Teams switch events after the first 5 minutes. Each round 5 min…

06/03/2025 - 3rd F - Sledding in June

Two lines. Indian run. Pass 25-lb plate back to the guy in the back. He carries it to the front. Repeat. There are two sleds at the 30-yard line. One…

06/02/2025 - Wicked Witch - The DoucheBag

WARMUP: run like a bat outta hell with finally some SSH, GdMornings, Tumbleweeds and Flailing Arms THE THANG: Run to different locations and perform an assortment of hard $h!t. MARY:…

05/28/2025 - Kodiak - A good time with pals

WARMUP: stretches and moseyed a lap THE THANG: Wilt Chamberlains, Endurance Wheelbarrow, Red Rover Kettlebell, frisbee for air presses and merkins. MARY: went around and called 8 different exercises. ANNOUNCEMENTS:…