10/14/2025 - Paragon - Drummys favorite Beatdown
WARMUP: Big lap around parking lot, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Weed Picker THE THANG: The crockest of crock pots. Reps of 50 (first round) 30 (second round) then 10 (third round).…
Pax: Baby Flo
09/11/2025 - Stoneclad - 9/11 Commemorative Convergence
WARMUP: Mosey. A word about division and privilege. Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Copperhead Squats, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Sun gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: PAX broke out into two groups.…
09/04/2025 - Paragon - More running than expected bd.
WARMUP: SSH, Weedpickers THE THANG: 30, 25, 20, 15, 10, 5 (Merkins, Squats, and Big Boys) Run a lap after each exercise. MARY: Various core exercises. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Sep. 11, 2025,…
08/07/2025 - Stoneclad - what’s yacht rock?
WARMUP: holy trilogy + good mornings THE THANG: 7 Diamonds -triceps exts 14-kb swings 21-chest presses 28-curls 28-dead lifts 21-bent over rows MARY: 20 reps of an exercise ANNOUNCEMENTS: fun…
07/24/2025 - Stoneclad - Dude, Stop Running!
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, March Slaps, Side Straddle Hops, Coperhead Squats, Weed Pickers, Air Presses, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps THE THANG: PAX bangs out 20 reps while one bear crawls out…
07/07/2025 - Cheetah - Luck of the dice.
WARMUP: SSH, Good Mornings, Weedpickers THE THANG: Roll the dice: Each exercise is 20 single count reps. Roll a 1=Merkins, 2=Squats, 3=BigBoys, 4=SSH, 5=5 burpees, 6=6 burpees (until I got…
07/01/2025 - Holy Iron - 1776
WARMUP: mosey, SSH, toy soldiers, weedpickers THE THANG: 17 exercises, 76 reps each for 🇺🇸 MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th of July convergence, Purple Pirate kayak event – need helpers, August partner…
06/26/2025 - Stoneclad - Flatline hates everything 😡 🌧️📉👎🏻🙅♂️
WARMUP: mosey, windmills, weed pickers, imperial walkers, hillbillies, merkins THE THANG: 6 exercises, sets of 50, 40, 30, 20, 10 reps – Curls – Squats – Triceps – Calf raises…
06/19/2025 - Stoneclad - 3 stations
WARMUP: Typical THE THANG: A bit better MARY: almost non-existent ANNOUNCEMENTS: get off my back COT: prayers for Westside’s new
06/10/2025 - Holy Iron - Steak & Eggs with our Paragon friends
WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Windmills, Merkins THE THANG: kettlebells with Tally Power walking and races with Tinder MARY: ROF and Tinder Twirl of Terror ANNOUNCEMENTS: 7/4 convergence COT: Prayers for Slum…