AO: Stockyard

When: 02/14/2023


Number of Pax: 10

Pax Names: Canoe, Exile, Jack Bauer, Jinxy, Picanha, Python, Rubberneck, Tinfoil, Wastewater,

Number of FNGS: 1

FNG Names: Jar Jar



Mosey, SSHs, Weedpickers, Michael Phelps, LBACs, (then Python showed up and saved the day by giving us even numbers for the planned partner BD),

5 Bropees

10 Partner Clap Merkins

The Thang 1

Couples Massage – credit to F3 JAX

Power merkins x10 – Partner planking on bottom does merkin with PAX feet on his back
Derkins x10 – PAX feet on planking partners back then merkin
Incline merkins x10 – PAX does merkin on planking partners back
Power merkins again x10 – Partner planking on bottom does merkin with PAX planking on his back
Rinse and Repeat with opposite partner doing above exercises …Felt just like a massage, didn’t it?

The Thang 2

Tortoise and the HEART:  Partner up.  P1 grabs a sandbag and starts walking the parking lot loop while P2 does 14 reps of an exercise, then runs to catch P2, flip flop, repeato through all the exercises for 2 rounds (2/14)

H – Humpers of Monkeys

E – Explosive Merkins

A – American Hammers (IC) 4 count

R – Reverse Lungs (L+R=1)

T – T Merkins (Hand Release Merkins)


Pickle Pointer, Pickle Pounders, LBCs, Flutter Kicks, 6 inches!


TinFoil was 6th man, F3 has helped him in his life, prayers for his M.  We welcomed our FNG with a somewhat controversial (for all the hard core Star Wars fans) naming of Jar Jar.  It’s a pretty good story!  Hopefully you will see him again at a workout so he can tell you how he got his name!

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