AO: Kodiak

When: 01/03/2024

PAX:

Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names: Babyface, Copper, Dory, Duggar, LawDog, Mickey, Wingman,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: LawDog


Old School Kodiak Beatdown lead by known other than the myth the legend and Redwood OG. YHC was honored to start the year Qing the mothership.

Warm up involved SSHs, IW, WP, MP with just enough noise that Mickey could find the Pax in the darker than normal construction site.

pax moseyed over to the picnic hooligan lunch spot for 2 rounds of Derkins, Dips and LBCs all in cadence lead by the resounding voice of YHC. Duggar said that was some of the best command voice control he has ever heard and requested YHC to send him a personalized masterclass video teach such techniques.

Mosey back to the bus road for a simple burpee pearl. Each light pole 3 burpees going back to the stadium for 4 poles. I can’t believe Babyface was the original weasel shaker since he counted 5 poles. Maybe his counting is rusty in his retirement. He needs a new job before he goes senile. Sign him up as the Mace’s weasel shaker to assist Nantan Pella.

To the trailers by the locker rooms. Partner up for some Dora 123. Merkins LBCs and Squats. Duggar, Wingman and I formed a three legged Dora with Dugan and Wingman adding an extra push to get to nice round numbers at the trade offs. Poor Copper was left alone while Dory pulled an Elvis. Luckily Schools out so it will be a while before some poor soul finds out what an Elvis is. On a side note the echo is fanatic at this location if you have the right pitch. The Pax were treated to a LawDog y LawDog conversation.

To the front of the school for a four corner beach bod trip. Big Boys, American Hammers, heal touches and flutters. Short sides lunge long side karaoke.

Quick round of Rocky Balboas both feet for equal tracking back to the flag just in the nick of time.

Prayers for Babyface’s uncle and family.

The Grand Poobah himself also known as the Grantan and all around HIM with Capital letters, Emperor PANHANDLE will be Qing the Safari. Maybe the Happy Jackers will do a flyby to air our grievances for the festivus present of sub regional harmony. I would expect the original Conseco’s of Cherokee to be in fine form for such shenanigans.

ps. Hopefully Legionaire is recovery by the fire in his challet on the French Alps after he tried to show his old French buddies his best Lindsey Vonn impersonation. I think he said “hold my burgundy” as he exited the lift.

SYITG
LawDog

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