Apparently it’s not the norm, but when my watch hit 5:30 we started to mosey up the hill and behind the old Dean Rusk over to the new Dean Rusk. We stopped at some point, a think just after the 4th (maybe 5th) Manning snide remark to circle up and knock out some IC SSH, Weed pickers, and imperial walkers before continuing to mosey to what Garf so comfortably dubbed “Rape Alley”.
We built BOMBS in the following fashion – 5 Burpees, lap around the school; 5 burpees, 15 OH claps, lap; 5 burpees, 15 OH claps, 25 Merkins, lap; you get the picture. The last B was big boy sit-ups and the S were squats.
When the clock hit 6:00, we picked up the 6 and headed over to the benches in front of the elementary school for 3 rounds of 15 dips/10 Kodiak count Step-ups. Those instructions proved difficult for some, mainly Grylls, but even he was able to figure it out in the end. When everyone finished we headed back to the flag location (since there is not an ACTUAL flag). Some got there before the others and did a fantastic job of standing there doing nothing until we brought in the 6 and knocked out a little Mary where Wiggum did Wiggum things and threw in some burpees, No Seeum introduced the group to sweat angels, Manning did the typical Bobby Hurley, and we finished with the Garf giving us some flutters.
Praise that it appears everyone in Garfs house is over whatever sickness was passing through the house.
We also had No See-um from Alpha, but he is not on our roster.
Is anyone actually still reading this? If you are, congrats on making it this far, you need to find something better with your time.