09/13/2025 - WoodstockRucks - 9/11 Stair Climb
WARMUP: Circle up, ground Ruck. Mission Statement and 5 Burpees. Weed Pickers, tumble weeds, cobra, 5 Core Principles and 5 more burpees. THE THANG: 9/11 memorial stair climb at the…
Pax: Sooorie
08/21/2025 - Radio Silence - The tale of the three lamp posts
WARMUP: side shuttle hops Merkins runner stretch THE THANG: a small mosey up the road to make a note of the three lamp posts. Come to find out radio silence…
08/15/2025 - Armory - Coin flips
WARMUP: mosey, ssh, WP, windmill, lunge stretch, merkin, ch squat THE THANG: The PAX each grabbed a partner and a literal quarter to flip. The PAX rotated who flipped the…
08/05/2025 - Murph City - Low plank or slightly elevated plank…
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: Lots of miles featuring 11s w/ coupon squats and pull-ups, merkin Dora to 200, 1 lunge + 1 curl + 1 overhead escalate up to 5…
08/02/2025 - WoodstockRucks - The Amazing Ruck
WARMUP: – SSH – Weedpickers – Goodmornings – Sun Gods – Michael Phelps THE THANG: Mission: 2 platoons. 2 team burdens. 3 secret locations. Teams must navigate the city, complete…
07/15/2025 - Murph City - Tingled forearms
Forearms feeling like a wank session with whiskey dick WARMUP: long and warm THE THANG: fast hart pumping mile (or 0.9) Partner up: A team farmer carry a good distance…
07/04/2025 - Stoneclad - 4th of July Convergence
WARMUP: mosey, SSH, and other things THE THANG: Rotating through six stations Station 1 – MattressKing team races with sandbags Station 2 – Bloodhoud team races with telephone poles Station…
07/01/2025 - Murph City - Where’s your dick cream?
WARMUP: 5 step mozy THE THANG: Merkins and Squats starting at 10 going down to 1 alternating exercises. 40lb sandbag passed around for squats, then 1 pull up 5 star…
06/21/2025 - Waleska Lake Arrowhead - Grindrs best
WARMUP: short mosey with sandbag to the water park- standard warm up with some extended merkin work. THE THANG: with the 40 and 60 sandbag we did a Bataan death…
06/17/2025 - Murph City - How many bodily fluids does a human produce…
WARMUP: 5:26 and it’s just me—then lo and behold the Calvary shows up out of the gloom—Trill parked in the wrong spot after we ran for Warmo THE THANG: A…