09/23/2025 - Paragon - Goon unconventional 5K (and stuff)
WARMUP: Moseyed up the stairs to the parking lot for some SSH, weed pickers, GM, Sun gods, and MP. Counting/cadence by yours truly was subpar at best. THE THANG: -Ran…
Pax: Panhandle
09/13/2025 - Chatterbox - Lost in the woods
WARMUP: un inspirational THE THANG: trail run, bear crawl / crawl bear team competition; team 1 reign supreme. Pickle pounders, pulls ups, donkeys , core work, lotto Indian runs, some…
09/11/2025 - Stoneclad - 9/11 Commemorative Convergence
WARMUP: Mosey. A word about division and privilege. Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Copperhead Squats, Imperial Walkers, Merkins, Sun gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: PAX broke out into two groups.…
08/28/2025 - Paragon - Fun Times
Warm up Mozy to Sequoyah East lot. SSH Windmills Imperial Walkers Short mozy to lot entrance. The Thang 10x Squats Run to entrance 10x Monkey Humpers Run back to parking…
08/23/2025 - League - 6:00am start time, optional
WARMUP: THE THANG: Great morning, large group of guys. A early 2-game split would have been acceptable if the site Q would bring out a straight edge. You know you…
08/21/2025 - Paragon - BLACK DIAMOND – OG F3 Decathlon
WARMUP: Barely THE THANG: 45 minutes and 10 events. No time to waste 1. 400m Sprint 2. Bear Crawl width of field and back 3. 1 Mile Run 4. 100…
08/14/2025 - Paragon - Paragon loves to stretch
WARMUP: ssh, high weed pickers, sun gods THE THANG: 7 Diamonds 7 Merkins x 4 14 Bigboys x 4 21 squats x 4 28 lbc Kodiak count x 4 Run…
08/12/2025 - Paragon - Speed Dating
WARMUP: yep THE THANG: lots of talking, some things that involved touching eachother MARY: yeah ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps; Party at GoodHands
08/07/2025 - Paragon - The forgotten Q – AKA Tinder’s birthday
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: embraced the suck MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps.
08/12/2025 - Paragon - Story time 3.0
Warmup Get in a line with a partner. Do an exercise with your partner. One partner tells the other about his life. Run across the field and do the same…