01/27/2026 - Murph City - 2nd Lt. Raymond Zussman
WARMUP: THE THANG: The Murph. You know what it is. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Blood Drive: Resurrection Church (Fri, 10am-3pm) – Trivia: Guston’s Grill (Sun,
Pax: Grimace
01/24/2026 - Chatterbox - HARDWOODSTOCK 4LIFE!
WARMUP: Mosey, few exercises THE THANG: Coupon partner exercises, squats around the track, basketball MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saluki’s blood drive at Saluki’s church. No dogs allowed. COT: Nesquik’s family, Panhandle’s…
01/19/2026 - Vineyard - 49 and Counting
WARMUP: bruh THE THANG: 4 sets; 9s with stairs; 43 dips MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saluki’s blood drive COT: praise for health; prayers for our
01/17/2026 - Chatterbox - The killer Bs
WARMUP: No bro mile to be found THE THANG: When threatened with a PIP by the merciful Tier 1 Meme Qs you have to deliver—and Bs get degrees—all exercises tie…
01/13/2026 - Murph City - We ran away from Chicky
WARMUP: Brisk jog to warmo @ ACE THE THANG: 1. Merkin ladder – dealers choice regular/wide/diamond/ incline / decline/ hand release 20isj down to 1 2. 1 pull up /…
01/12/2026 - Vineyard - Bro Half & Half
WARMUP: Bro Half, SSH, WP, Merkins, SunGods, Phelps, Bro Half THE THANG: Step Ups, Dips, BBS – 3 rounds on the benches, 5 rounds on the stairs with Merkins and…
01/08/2026 - Vineyard - Re VQ
WARMUP: we ran, merkins, ssh, weed pickers, ring of fire THE THANG: – 11s – dry docks, donkey kicks – partner – 100 merkins, 200 squats, 300 flutter kicks; one…
01/07/2026 - Forge - Bro (half) mile and F.O.O.T.B.A.L.L.
WARMUP: Bro half mile to visit the old stomping grounds THE THANG: Tabata on 45/off 15 and run after every 5 exercises Promised football at the end and got it…
01/06/2026 - Murph City - New Management but the Creed lives on
WARMUP: almost half mile mozy THE THANG: light pole 10 merkins 15 squats, jog to next pole for 10 jump squats 10 merkins 15 squats, jog to pole for 5…
12/24/2025 - Forge - Jackson eats cat food
WARMUP: No bro mile, some exercises THE THANG: Tour of the campus with three sets of two exercises at each stop. MARY: APD ANNOUNCEMENTS: none COT: Doddy’s friend,