08/14/2025 - Paragon - Paragon loves to stretch
WARMUP: ssh, high weed pickers, sun gods THE THANG: 7 Diamonds 7 Merkins x 4 14 Bigboys x 4 21 squats x 4 28 lbc Kodiak count x 4 Run…
Pax: Dasani
08/07/2025 - Paragon - The forgotten Q – AKA Tinder’s birthday
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: embraced the suck MARY: no ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps.
08/05/2025 - Paragon - Nothing Fancy
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: partner stuff MARY: yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: black op on Saturday morning JBOwens 7:00 COT:Panhandle’s friend with cancer and all those fighting it. Strength to kick its
07/29/2025 - Paragon - Aim for average – The shirtless edition
WARMUP: Yes THE THANG: Burpees, hill runs, lunges, merkin pyramid, 42 LBCs MARY: lots of Mary, break to run, then Mary to close out ANNOUNCEMENTS: BlackOps Saturday at JB Owens…
06/26/2025 - Paragon - Quiet Burn
WARMUP: Yes THE THANG: sprint to light pole to light pole – fastest 3 do 5 air squats; slowest 3 do 5 burpees sprint back – fastest 3 do 10×4…
06/24/2025 - Paragon - Various things, get off my back
WARMUP: should have been there THE THANG: arm stuff MARY: some j-lo’s ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th, 2ndF lunch COT: Dasani 6th
06/16/2025 - Cheetah - The Alphas are Gonna Alpha
WARMUP: SSH, Imp Walkers, Weed Pickers, C/H Squats, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: two for one special. Bus Lane 11s. Sumo Squats and Mike Tysons. Squat Bag and…
06/03/2025 - Holy Iron - Girly playlist?
WARMUP: IWs, Copperhead Squats, GMs, Michael Phelps THE THANG: 5 stations comprised of KB swings, deadlifts, overhead presses, thrusters, and goblet squats. – 2 mins each exercise w/ 5 burpee…
04/24/2025 - Paragon - as Good as It gets
WARMUP: ssh, imperial walkers, weed pickers THE THANG: Dora 123 with merkins, LBC, squats. instructional pause with little swimmers. bus lanes with merkins, big boys, and squats. lieutenant Dan, stopping…
04/15/2025 - Paragon - Bollards or Ballards
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: running, 11s, some more running MARY: 2 minutes to please Lizardking ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood drive end of May COT:prayers for the world and for us to remember…