12/19/2025 - Clinic - 🎤 Christmas Karaoke 🎤 – 2025
WARMUP: no time, must sing THE THANG: a lot of singing, a lot of burpees. Other exercises as deemed by the crooner. Too many highlights to record! Someone stopped by…
Pax: Chick Magnet
12/16/2025 - Murph City - Too hard for Vanilli
It’s good thing Vanilli didn’t make it. This was Murph of the old, way too hard for Vanilla. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grimace Christmas BD Thursday at Vineyard, he’s giving away free shit.…
12/12/2025 - Clinic - Coco 4 year Anniversary
WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Weedpickers, Imperial walkers, squats, merkins, 20 burpees THE THANG: #1 Garage: Bear Crawls and Lunges #2 Merkin Mile with monkey humpers #3 The Hill: Burpees and Big…
12/05/2025 - Clinic - A myriad of Exercises in one Workout
WARMUP: standard warmorama with 5core principles and disclaimer THE THANG: 🔩various exercises with 36 pound bar. Upper and lower body 🔩 MARY: some stretching ANNOUNCEMENTS: trivia night on 12/14(see chick…
12/02/2025 - Murph City - Cheesy Gordita Crunch Soft Serve
WARMUP: Brisk Mozy THE THANG: light pole 10 merkins, lunge to next pole, 30 squats, broad jump to next pole 10 merkins 10 Mike Tyson, lunge to next pole 10…
12/01/2025 - Clinic - You like the way I bounce on dat thang
WARMUP: Things THE THANG: Tabata, 18 different exercises, 45 seconds on, 15 seconds rest MARY: Nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: Christmas Karoake, you know on Saturday 12/19 COT: Mr. Smith’s
11/25/2025 - Murph City - We showed up
WARMUP: Nope THE THANG: Murphed so hard all over our faces MARY: Nope ANNOUNCEMENTS: Reformation Friday thing n flag football Thursday morning at veterans park COT: Grimace to heal and…
11/12/2025 - Forge - Cold Bells
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: Yep MARY: Yep ANNOUNCEMENTS: Holiday Lights 5K COT: Narco’s friend who passed away of cancer, Lexi’s friend recovering from major colon
11/11/2025 - Murph City - Emo + Shooting Stars Over Our Faces ☄️
WARMUP: Run awhile THE THANG: 11s // pull-ups and coupon squats Dora 1-2-3-2-1 100 Curls 200 Merkins 300 Chest Press 200 LBC 100 Curls MARY: Ish ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trivia this Sun…
11/07/2025 - Clinic - Simple instructions even if you’re a dumbass
WARMUP: Mozy around the fountain 5 times while Mocktail plays with the flag THE THANG: Partnered up. Pick exercises from the board doing alternating sets of 10,15, and 20 reps.…