02/12/2026 - Vineyard - Peace and Quiet
WARMUP: Exercises and then two warm up laps around Mill Creek. THE THANG: Run up the hill to front entrance for 5 merkins, down the stairs for 5 box cutters,…
Pax: Chick Magnet
02/10/2026 - Murph City - Daddy’s Back Blast
WARMUP: Solid Mozy, not a mile but more than half mile, then warm up things THE THANG: light pole adora, 50 jump squats, 50 Mike Tyson, 50 lungi, 50 big…
02/07/2026 - Clinic - Getting Gains For Dummies
WARMUP: quick mozy THE THANG: 4 Corners 4 groups of 4 ( 1. Chest 2. Legs 3. Shoulders 4. Arms ). Chest group is at the bottom of stairs and…
02/05/2026 - Vineyard - Miles, miles, and miles and a gorge
WARMUP: Yep THE THANG: 3 segments – 11s // 10/15/20 choose your own mileage loops // lamp posts to a set of monkey humpers Got 3.39 Garmin miles – some…
02/04/2026 - Colosseum - AI got’s the beats
WARMUP: The Usual THE THANG: Started with a laddering exercise around the Warehouse bldg. 10 BBSU, 20 Merkins, 30 American Hammers, 40 Dips Stair work – Ran the pyramid stairs…
02/02/2026 - Vineyard - What is that horn compensating for?
WARMUP: Mosey, a few exercises THE THANG: Coupon exercises, route 66 MARY: APD, LBC, Flutters ANNOUNCEMENTS: n/a COT: Unspoken
01/29/2026 - Vineyard - Egg Harvesting
WARMUP: Bro Half, Warma, Bro Half THE THANG: 11’s, Dumbells, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 30 LBCs at light poles back to the flag MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood 🩸 COT: Unspoken…
01/27/2026 - Murph City - 2nd Lt. Raymond Zussman
WARMUP: THE THANG: The Murph. You know what it is. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Blood Drive: Resurrection Church (Fri, 10am-3pm) – Trivia: Guston’s Grill (Sun,
01/23/2026 - Clinic - Parking Garage Blues
WARMUP: Walk over to garage with coupons. Mosey to top of garage, Holy Trinity, Sun Gods. Indian Run with Merkins THE THANG: Dora the Explorer. Partner carries both coupons to…
01/16/2026 - Clinic - We are a classy and cultured group
WARMUP: We jogged and did some bear crawls THE THANG: Four separate stations: Curls, chest press, tricep extension, and squats. 1st rd: 5 reps each, 2nd rd 10 reps each,…