AO: Oz

When: 03/02/2020


Number of Pax: 10

Pax Names: Brownie, Dump Truck, Flatline, Juilliard, Mandals, Oddjob, Spielberg, Vespa, Waffle Cone, Westside,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Westside

The BackBlast:


Vespa asks what’s on the menu as long as it’s not legs. Well, it was nothing but legs. Thought he was going to leave for a second!


Moseyed around the church and then circled up around the fire-pit for:

15x SSH

10x Weed Pickers

10x Imperial Walkers

10x Windmills

10x Toy Soliders

The Thang:

As promised, only the legs were worked and ONLY the legs. We would come to regret this. PAX performed the following:

50x Calf Raises

50x Bonnie Blairs

50x Step Ups

50x Squats

50x Monkey Humpers

We all took a lap around the parking lot and then did:

50x Calf Raises

40x Bonnie Blairs

40x Step Ups

40x Squats

40x Monkey Humpers

We all took a lap around the parking lot.

You can see where this is going. We continued until we completed the last round of 10’s. We had some time at the end so we ended the morning with an oldie but a goody: The Brass Monkey Humper. PAX circled up and to the song Brass Monkey, performed a Monkey Humper every time the word Monkey was said.


Name-o-rama, 6th man (Vespa), praises and prayers

Naked Man Moleskin:

These boys can fly here. Last time I did this routine there was no time left over. Mandals kept the party going with some awesome 6th man questions that got Vespa talking about camp at Young Life and then some very graphic Navy stories. Glad I joined the National Guard, hahahaha.

The morning ended with a lively discussion of Girl Scot cookies with the consensus being that Samoas are the fan favorite (still don’t get this), but I was advised that they are only good when frozen. I’ll have to add this to the list of things to try.

I have to hand it to the men at Oz. They launched with little to no marketing, struggled with numbers and a solid location in the first few months, but they are a force to be reckoned with. This location is amazing with it’s proximity to the trails and the solid guys that show up here. Not to mention, the 0500 start time so you’re heading to work with more than enough time to spare.

If you haven’t been out you need to experience this location and all it has to offer! Until next time, SYITG.

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