WARMUP: Parking lot lap, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Good Mornings, Michael Phelps, Sun Gods, all with the 5 principles spoken between exercises, including “Sun Gods are done in cadence and with great joy”
THE THANG: History lesson! American history on October 18th. PAX learned that Alaska, Puero Rico, Guam, and the Phillipines were all acquired on October 18th. Alaska was purchased for $7.2M or only $.02 per acre(!!!). Why was Russia interested in selling to the US? BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T WANT BRITAIN TO JUST TAKE IT PELLA!!!!

Oh, and there was exercise.

Started with a friendship run. We are all good friends

Get the question right …. well honestly we don’t really know what happens when you get the question right because we never did. Or just barely.

Get it wrong, do exercises and a lap. There were lots of exercises and lots of laps. Exercises seemed to feature a lot of burpees?

But we also had 71 SSHs. And 15 merkins. And then finished with 20 BBS, 10 burpees and 30 No Surrenders. I think, who knows.

Mary was more burpees because FMB hates us. And I think I added in 4 SSHs for time.
MARY: I already said that
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Olan Mills is going to the half ass marathon tomorrow.
COT: Family struggles mostly, and FMB getting ready for a tough season at work

COFFEETERIA: WILDLY inappropriate content, even by Crossroad standards. MANY Pax were awkwardly looking around PRAYING that no teacher was within earshot.

If you were there you know. If you weren’t well that just SUCKS FOR YOU!