Superlatives!

Most Likely to:

Star in an sleazy infomercial selling sports recovery drinks and/or gutter leaf guards: Garg

Sandbag most workouts and totally crush the ones that involve actual competition: Flappy

Throw himself off a bridge after meeting Peach Fuzz: Tie – Hombrecito, Karl

Scream the same obscenities week after week until nobody even hears him anymore: Drummy

Start a mind numbingly boring conversation about watches or shoes: HB

Show up in a personalized safety orange sleeveless crop top: Quagster

Be discovered Alpha moles.narcs: Tie – Rawhide & El Matador

Be left off the superlative list because I can’t thing of anything for him: Almost

To wear a West Forsyth Lax shirt but wonder why we ask him about his West Forsyth Lax shirt: Borat (Pronounced: Borat)

Win the inauguralf Wicked 5k: Team Awesome (Garg, Manning, Flop)