03/19/2026 - Paragon - Too cold for booty shorts
Good size group this morning, adequate effort, plenty of grumbling and trash talk. Overall, nice morning at the dumpster fire. A few observations: Leaky is welcome to not come back.…
Pax: Woody
03/14/2026 - League - FNG mornings & the return of BUS
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: COT: Praise report for Doodles growing family! Steady Goins👌🏾 and Bus’s return. Prayers for McLovins
03/10/2026 - Paragon - 6’5”. Blue Eyes. Trust Fund.
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmills, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: End Zone 2 End Zone. 1. Merkins, Dry Docks, Shoulder Taps.…
03/07/2026 - League - No Westside🥲
WARMUP: THE THANG: Warmth brought the numbers MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
03/03/2026 - Holy Iron - One Leg at a time
WARMUP: Mosey around the parking lot and then SSH Weed Pickers Copperhead Squat Arm Circles THE THANG: Focus on uni-lateral movements and full range of motion! Leg super-set (x3) -…
02/24/2026 - Holy Iron - Tr-Ace to 3000
WARMUP: Mosey around the back of the church and up the hill. Needed to gauge distance and I immediately altered the route for the beatdown, haha. THE THANG: The Tr-Ace…
02/17/2026 - Holy Iron - Dirty Dozen play Telephone
WARMUP: Mosey, SSH, Toy Soldiers, Tumbleweed THE THANG: Part 1: Inverse Supersets R1: 25 Squats —> 10 Squat Jumps 25 Bench Press —> 10 Merkins 25 Overhead Press —> 10…
02/14/2026 - League - Where is Roger’s?
WARMUP: THE THANG: MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
02/10/2026 - Holy Iron - The Kettlebell Games
WARMUP: Mosey around the parking lot and down the hill and then back up to the flag. Circled up for: 15x SSHs 10x Weed Pickers 10x Imperial Walkers Sumo Squat…
01/31/2026 - League - Winter wonderland
WARMUP: THE THANG: What a glorious morning! Snow flurries, bad throws, and ULTIMATE. Thank you Lord. Games were extremely close but the wind was the real MVP. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: