Pax: Lizard King

01/29/2026 - Vineyard - Egg Harvesting

WARMUP: Bro Half, Warma, Bro Half THE THANG: 11’s, Dumbells, 10 Merkins, 15 Squats, 30 LBCs at light poles back to the flag MARY: Yes ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood 🩸 COT: Unspoken…

01/24/2026 - Chatterbox - HARDWOODSTOCK 4LIFE!

WARMUP: Mosey, few exercises THE THANG: Coupon partner exercises, squats around the track, basketball MARY: none ANNOUNCEMENTS: Saluki’s blood drive at Saluki’s church. No dogs allowed. COT: Nesquik’s family, Panhandle’s…

01/17/2026 - Chatterbox - The killer Bs

WARMUP: No bro mile to be found THE THANG: When threatened with a PIP by the merciful Tier 1 Meme Qs you have to deliver—and Bs get degrees—all exercises tie…

01/14/2026 - Forge - Rules be Damned

WARMUP: Mosey around the Loop. SSH, Imp Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: “What we had here is a failure to communicate. Some men…

01/12/2026 - Vineyard - Bro Half & Half

WARMUP: Bro Half, SSH, WP, Merkins, SunGods, Phelps, Bro Half THE THANG: Step Ups, Dips, BBS – 3 rounds on the benches, 5 rounds on the stairs with Merkins and…