02/04/2026 - Kodiak - Lots of running… a struggle to stay dry
WARMUP: GM, IW, HB, WM, long mosey THE THANG: #1: increasing SSHs as we run down light poles. #2: 11s with merkins and Carolina dry docks. MARY: about 5 mins…
Pax: Cricket
01/29/2026 - Paragon - In Cadence / Exercise
WARMUP: ✅ THE THANG: Moseyed and then partnered up. Alternated laps while other did 3 rounds of merkins, squats, and big boys. Then moseyed to grab a coupon for another…
01/14/2026 - Kodiak - Pulling away
WARMUP: Big lap, ssh, hill Billy’s, weedpickers, good mornings, Sun God’s, Michael Phelps mi THE THANG: 20 prison pulls, 5 jump squats, 20 prison pulls 10 jump squats. Repeat until…
01/13/2026 - Paragon - 6G and then Drop the Mic
WARMUP: Mosey to the Old Middle School. SSH, Imp Walker, Toy Soldier, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: Quarter Pounder no Cheese; 25 Merkins, 50 Big Boys,…
12/22/2025 - Wicked Witch - 5
WARMUP: ssh with a light yoga blend THE THANG: run/bush-whack/variety of exercises + daily 26 MARY: flutters and 3 plank jacks ANNOUNCEMENTS: wild cat half coming in January COT: aging…
12/17/2025 - Kodiak - Let the Good Times Roll
WARMUP: We ran to the 50 yard line of the football field for a few IC exercises to get the body moving then headed to the goal line to get…
11/20/2025 - Paragon - Hide from Drummy
WARMUP: Moving warm up THE THANG: Full body workout, using coupons…some things were questionable, but it worked overall MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Football at Veterans Park on Thanksgiving COT: Prayers for juicy…
11/19/2025 - Kodiak - Abs & bear crawls…
WARMUP: SSH, IW, GM, Windmills THE THANG: 4 evolutions: -Wilt Chamberlains w/ BBSU, squats, flutters, LBCs -100-yard Bear Crawl with burpees every 20 yds (2 burpees at the 20, 4,…
11/18/2025 - Paragon - Hi, I’m Panhandle…
What would have become of this poor leaderless group had Lexi not appeared to take the helm of this wayward ship? Gratefully, the world will never know. But if by…
11/04/2025 - Paragon - Sac’s last Q
WARMUP: A little THE THANG: 3 rounds w/9 min of continuous EMOM exercise changes every minute, 1 minute break then sprint up hill before next round. End with sprints MARY:…