WARMUP: Quick mosey to the upper parking lot where the badgering and heckling quickly ensued. We started with SSHs and Weed Pickers followed by Imperial Walkers and finally Son Gods OYO while I explained the BD. I quickly realized how dumb my plan was when I asked Yogi where the Blue Trail started and he said “I don’t know, we don’t really go by trail names around here”….

THE THANG:  Follow the Leader

Simple concept, each PAX would take turns leading the way through the trails stopping once we came to the intersection of another trail. At that point the leader would have the group do 3 exercises of their choosing, then select another leader for the next section. Only 1 rule, we couldn’t do the same trail twice, which I’m pretty sure we didn’t follow.

Things were going good till my light went out and I couldn’t see a thing… Hombre opted to go for a Turtle Run on account of everyone being stupid fast, myself excluded. Isn’t there some credo about not leaving people behind??? Oh well.

At one point Manning attempted to shrink my head by delving into the question that is “why are you always so mad?”… I tried to explain it was complicated and I wasn’t ready to share. Manning theorized someone had hurt me when I was younger. He was on to something but before I could give him the satisfaction of an answer, we started running to the next trail head.

We managed to get through everyone twice as leader, minus Hombre. Speaking of which, where was Hombre??? Had he been taken away by the chupacabra??? We finished a few minutes early and since they don’t do Mary at WW, we ran out to the barn and back where we found Hombre.

MARY: They don’t do Mary at WW.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: BHAHBABAB Half Marathon trail run at Boiling Park on 5/11. FMBs Long Ass Run on the Green Way 5/18. 2nd Annual 2.0 5K Dash at THL 5/25.

COT: Everyone could use some prayers…