AO: Kodiak

When: 04/17/2024

PAX:

Number of Pax: 5

Pax Names: Dory, Gandhi, Homeboy, LawDog, Legionnaire,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: LawDog


5:30 and all Pax present and accounted for except the Q. Legionnaire calls a mosey to give a lap around the Parking lot hoping The Mole was delayed by an untimely Graceland incident. It became quickly apparent it was going to be a no show for The Mole for a TBQ, so Homeboy stepped up and made the only acceptable decision. He turned to YHC and said “Lawdog only you can save us.”

Warm o Rama with the usuals then meet to the stadium for some 11s on the metal mountains. Step ups at the bottom and merkins at the top. Pretty simple except there’s always one pax that has to be different. Dory went backwards.

Mosey over to the field for a little suicide drill. To the endzone 20 merkins run backwards to the start, then to the 10 for 18 merkins and backward to the start etc etc and so forth until work your way back to the first 10 for 2 merkins. Homeboy finished first and began to inspire Gandhi to move faster. He probably would if he was not wearing all those layers like it was sub freezing temperatures. YHC finished next and began to inspire Dory. No one left to inspire the shirtless Frenchman but he switched to the metric system to finish promptly after Dory.

Next over to the other side of Metal mountains up and down from one end to the other with 10 big boys at top and bottom.

Mosey to the parking lot for a 3 corner triangle with 3, 6, and 9 burpees at the points with a surprise U-Turn for 9, 6, and 3 burpees in reverse. Back to the flag for Name o Rama and COT.

Naked Man Moleskins:

All in all a great morning but if you still wonder what happened to the Mole my guess is he stayed up late watching basketball drinking beer and getting better grips on his shafts so his hands don’t slip off next time he plays a round.

Has anyone seen the tiny pink shovel flag?

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