AO: Safari

When: 09/17/2020


Number of Pax: 7

Pax Names: Duggar, Pella, Rest Stop, Super Dave, Visor, WALL-E, White Claw,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Super Dave

Warm o Rama:

Hurricane Sally made her way inland and was dumping buckets. But have no fear, seven HIMs arrived in a floatilla ready, willing, and able to embrace the suck in a very wet way. We started with a quick mosey around the Macedonia Elem pond, I mean parking lot. Circled up for some SSH, weed-pickers, sun gods, and then another quick mosey.

The Thang:

There were four stations spread around the AO. Each station had a chemlight lit laminated sheet listing two workout options.

Station 1

  • Option #1: 10 x Merkin, 20 x Squat
  • Option #2: 10 x Shoulder Tap, 20 x American Hammer

Station 2

  • Option #1: 10 x BBS, 20 x LBC
  • Option #2: 10 x Star Jump, 20 x Mountain Climber

Station 3

  • Option #1: 10 x Curb Dip, 20 x Flutter Kick
  • Option #2: 10 x Carolina Drydock, 20 x Plank Jack

Station 4

  • Option #1: 10 x Heals to Heaven, 30 sec Forearm Plank
  • Option #2: 10 x Monkey Humpers, 30 sec Hand Plank

The PAX split into two groups, chose the workout option, knocked it out, and ran / swam to the next station. As they progressed through the stations I encourage the PAX to change up the options, reps, and order of the workout. The rain continued and dump and the PAX became waterlogged. Gene Kelly would be proud. I saw lots of splashing and puddle jumping. I can however neither confirm nor deny the jumping on a light pole and/or spinning of an umbrella. My lips are sealed.

We had a little separation in the groups so Rest Stop led the first group in a round of Mary until the second group caught up. Mary continued with Rosalitas, JLos, Superman (thanks White Claw that was a new one), six inches, dying cockroach, spelling contest (spelling Safari & Macedonia), and Freddie Mercurys.


  • Today’s fantastic weather
  • Prayers for Wingman’s back
  • Chitwood’s continued healing
  • Daffy’s difficult situation


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