Vanilli made it, Nesquick did not
Vanilli ran fast, chick magnet did not
Grimace PR’d with a broke back
Snow White returned a bit outta wack
All the while father Saluki was griping all the way through the cot.

WARMUP: long and stretchy
THE THANG: fast mile. Pull up trio. Four corners squat series.
MARY: here, there and in all the right places.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 9 reasons why Chick Magnet may or may not make it to his trivia night that he planned.
COT: honored Army Staff Sgt Dick A. Lee jr. Kia 4/26/12 @ age 31. Has no relation to @uncle dick.