AO: Rattlesnake Riviera

When: 11/17/2021

PAX:

Number of Pax: 8

Pax Names: Charmin, Chops, Gut Check, Hasbro, Macintosh, Monet, Nano,

Number of FNGS: 0

FNG Names:

QIC: Charmin


In attendance (Adding here as PBody does not populate above)

  1. Macintosh, 2. Chops, 3. Hasbro, 4. Gut Check, 5. Nano, 6. PBody, 7. Monet and 8. Charmin

The Thang:

PAX moseyed down S. Church Street to Brown Park, left onto Jarvis and held at corner of Coker St for 6.  6 in, then resumed up Coker to and right on Dr. John T Pettit St and left on Cherokee St…the steepest hill in the southeast region of the United States…pretty much THE STEEPEST HILL EVER.  EVER.  Gazelles instructed to hold for 6 at the apartment complex, holding plank and 1 merkin at every 15 seconds…at 20 merkins, recover and go back to pick up 6.    You’ve never heard grown men bitch and moan so much before…6 is in and continued up THE STEEPEST HILL EVER.  EVER.  Gazelles instructed to hold for 6 at intersection of Cherokee St and Muriel St, holding plank and 1 merkin at every 15 seconds…at 20 merkins, recover and go back to pick up 6.  Mumble-chatter contained numerous questionable and inappropriate terms and phrases towards Q and Q engaged selective hearing capabilities and chose to be above that behavior.  PAX resumed up Muriel St and Gazelles were instructed to reach top of hill at E. Main St and hold for 6 with Monkey Humpers.  Once Q reached top of hill at E. Church St, *he decided to heat things up by revealing hip and thrust capabilities while humping light post, to which *he received an excited and thirsty cat call from passer byer which didn’t phase Q as he gets it all the time; although other PAX were highly impressed with Q’s attention by the opposite gender.  6 is in and PAX continued down E. Main towards Gazebo and Gazelle’s instructed to engage in various exercise activities and hold for 6.  Once 6 is in, PAX went to Gazebo for COT.

COT:

6th Man: PBody spoke about his schooling and favorite past time, video games where he hustles college-aged students for their lunch money by pretending that he is not proficient with the game in question.  He then massacres the opponent and takes their money.

Announcements: 1) Cat Box * War Town * Woodshed convergence on 11/27, breakfast following and volunteers needed to put up the lights at Hobgood. 2) Announcement regarding Thanksgiving Day beat downs and festivities.

Prayer Requests: Brain Fart’s  foster children and hearing regarding KR and the healing for the community surrounding Kenosha regardless of the outcome.  Gut Check was gracious to pray for and over PAX.

Coffeteria: Hasbro brought the coffee and cups, PAX sat around and discussed workplace issues concerning mandate, the various national news topics including 2 major hearings/court cases, China’s investment in local real estate and how they are using TikTok to rule the world; and pretty much solving the worlds problems one slurp of coffee at a time like we always do!

*Charmin 🙂

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