03/21/2026 - Chatterbox - Let the madness begin
WARMUP: bro 3/4 mile THE THANG: 22s, bracket coupons, bball MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: chicky laid enough bricks to build a house COT:
Pax: Trill
03/17/2026 - Murph City - Short man nut sack
WARMUP: same show different order THE THANG: • lizard leg big bois – pull ups- ass of swing rows. • squat for the poles but only if there will be…
03/14/2026 - Chatterbox - Tier 2 Q
WARMUP: bro mile (ish) – 2 laps with catch me if you can compeitions THE THANG: frisbears after warmups, dip roulette, 11s with D.E.I.s and star jumps, tubthumping burpees, football…
03/07/2026 - Chatterbox - Adorable Dads on Display
WARMUP: Imperial Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Side Straddle Hops, Weed Pickers, Windmill, Copperhead Squats, Sun Gods, Merkins. THE THANG: Burpee Cone Suicides. Pavilion Triple Threats. Bernie around the Track with Frisbee…
03/04/2026 - Forge - Swinging Heavy Metal
WARMUP: Short Mosey, Weed Pickers, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Sun gods, Phelpy’s, Run to the platform and back. THE THANG: Four Corners. Each exercise starts with 20 reps and decreases by…
02/28/2026 - Chatterbox - Tier 1 AO Assessment
WARMUP: Bro-lap, 5 Core Principles, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Weedpickers, Merkins, sun gods THE THANG: 11s Merkins – Mike Tysons Murder Picañas – 5 step Rifle carry 10 Murder Bunnies Broad…
02/25/2026 - Forge - Buttered dick wok Q
Beatdown was as beautiful as AOC and just about 10% smarter. WARMUP: brief THE THANG: pulsating with pleasant tunes MARY: lackluster ANNOUNCEMENTS: blood COT:
02/24/2026 - Murph City - Progress Week
WARMUP: THE THANG: You know. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
02/21/2026 - Chatterbox - A Bro Mile for Everyone
WARMUP: SSH, WP, IP, SG, Phelps THE THANG: Block Work, Football MARY: No ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive and Trivia COT: Prayers for Jason, Evelyn, and
02/19/2026 - Vineyard - Don’t Q it if you can’t …. Count It
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