03/23/2026 - Clinic - I’ll tell ya wat
Warm-Up: Mosey 20 SSH 10 Imperial Walkers 10 Toy Soldiers Sun Gods forward and backward OYO Michael Phelps OYO The Thang: Mosey to Chatt Tech DORA: 100 Merkins 200 Squats…
Pax: Stopwatch
03/20/2026 - Clinic - Nappy workout
WARMUP: – Take the piss out of Fawlty – SSH – Imperial Walkers – Weed Pickers – Wind Mills – Sun Gods – PH THE THANG: Repeat the below exercises…
03/10/2026 - Flying V - Monthly 5K Challenge
WARMUP: yes! THE THANG: run a 5K for time MARY: 🏃 ANNOUNCEMENTS: – Speed For need training: 3/13, 3/14 – Fawlty Towers Diaper party and Breakfast at the Clinic:
02/27/2026 - The Perch - I showed up this time!
WARMUP: none THE THANG: rucked ANNOUNCEMENTS: Some crazy E-Tool event COT: BP’s cousin
02/10/2026 - Flying V - Convergence of the Complaintpotamus
🏃♂️ Choose-your-own-adventure run: 4.7 miles or 2.2 miles 🗺 Route: Dupree Rd. → Woodstock Park → Towne Lake → back to the Flag 🚶 Sidewalks the entire way start to…
02/06/2026 - The Perch - 4 corners (of the campus)
WARMUP: THE THANG: Ruckin’ & exercises around the AO MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS:
01/23/2026 - The Perch - Rucking
WARMUP: rucking THE THANG: rucking MARY: rucking/squats ANNOUNCEMENTS: n/a COT: Brad Pitt’s in-laws; Dropbox’s 48 hour event
01/20/2026 - Flying V - Dobbs & Rope Mill
WARMUP: THE THANG: Hubbard to Arnold Mill to Dobbs to Rope Mill to Canyon’s MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood drive Jan 30; WildCat Beer+Burrito Half Marathon COT: Prayers for Steeplechase’s root
01/05/2026 - Clinic - Two rounds of sprints!?!?
WARMUP: yes THE THANG: 11’s with burpees and big bois, up and down the stairs. Some karaoke, super Mario brothers, Bernies and TWO rounds of sprints. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: Guns/Hoses 5K,…
12/19/2025 - Clinic - 🎤 Christmas Karaoke 🎤 – 2025
WARMUP: no time, must sing THE THANG: a lot of singing, a lot of burpees. Other exercises as deemed by the crooner. Too many highlights to record! Someone stopped by…