02/10/2026 - Murph City - Daddy’s Back Blast
WARMUP: Solid Mozy, not a mile but more than half mile, then warm up things THE THANG: light pole adora, 50 jump squats, 50 Mike Tyson, 50 lungi, 50 big…
Pax: Saluki
01/27/2026 - Murph City - 2nd Lt. Raymond Zussman
WARMUP: THE THANG: The Murph. You know what it is. MARY: ANNOUNCEMENTS: -Blood Drive: Resurrection Church (Fri, 10am-3pm) – Trivia: Guston’s Grill (Sun,
01/15/2026 - Apex - Brad Pitt Milestone 70th Birthday Q
It was a cold and windy morning at the APEX. Temperature said 29 degrees but the wind chill put it in the teens. I want to thank everyone that made…
01/14/2026 - Forge - Rules be Damned
WARMUP: Mosey around the Loop. SSH, Imp Walkers, Toy Soldiers, Weed Pickers, Merkins, Sun Gods, Michael Phelps. THE THANG: “What we had here is a failure to communicate. Some men…
01/13/2026 - Murph City - We ran away from Chicky
WARMUP: Brisk jog to warmo @ ACE THE THANG: 1. Merkin ladder – dealers choice regular/wide/diamond/ incline / decline/ hand release 20isj down to 1 2. 1 pull up /…
01/06/2026 - Murph City - New Management but the Creed lives on
WARMUP: almost half mile mozy THE THANG: light pole 10 merkins 15 squats, jog to next pole for 10 jump squats 10 merkins 15 squats, jog to pole for 5…
12/23/2025 - Murph City - 2nd Annual GrimasMas Beatdown
WARMUP: Usual stuff THE THANG: 12 Days of Christmas with a run and Star Jumps at top of hill (represents Star of Bethlehem) Wisemen Run – Indian run etc MARY:…
12/16/2025 - Murph City - Too hard for Vanilli
It’s good thing Vanilli didn’t make it. This was Murph of the old, way too hard for Vanilla. ANNOUNCEMENTS: Grimace Christmas BD Thursday at Vineyard, he’s giving away free shit.…
12/02/2025 - Murph City - Cheesy Gordita Crunch Soft Serve
WARMUP: Brisk Mozy THE THANG: light pole 10 merkins, lunge to next pole, 30 squats, broad jump to next pole 10 merkins 10 Mike Tyson, lunge to next pole 10…
10/28/2025 - Murph City - Intimacy for all….love puddles for some
WARMUP: Warm ups are for pussies THE THANG: If you don’t know, you haven’t Murphed a day in your life. MARY: Maybe, idk ANNOUNCEMENTS: Halloween BD at the clinic, costumes…